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England vs Croatia as it happened: Alternative World Cup commentary from Mark Steel and Shappi Khorsandi

Follow every kick, slip, tackle and turn of England's semi-final match against Croatia in Moscow

Mark Steel,Shaparak Khorsandi
Wednesday 11 July 2018 21:40 BST
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England fans sing after losing in World Cup semi-final to Croatia

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It is heartbreak for England. Football is not coming home.

The Three Lions' World Cup dream has come to an end after the side were beaten 2-1 after a nail-biting 30-minute extra-time.

Kieran Trippier's 5th-minute free-kick catapulted England into the lead and gave the squad the confidence they needed to reach the final.

But it all came crashing down after Ivan Perisic's equaliser took the game to extra-time where Mario Mandzukic's 109th-minute strike took them into the final.

Despite the blood, the sweat, the tears, England still have to face Belgium on Saturday to secure third place, while Croatia will stay in Moscow for the final against Les Bleus.

Stick with us people and follow all the live action below

While fans have been superstitious ahead of the game, Anthony Joshua had a few words to say.

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:01

Mark Steel: Now is the time for every twat whose stood in a crowd watching this, who's talking about their work schedule or where they're going on holiday, to piss off home.

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:01

Shappi Khorsandi: I'm at my neighbour's house watching the game. Me, Sophie and Izzy ARE READY 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:03

Shappi Khorsandi: My pal here is keeping me calm 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:03

Shappi Khorsandi: I MISSED THE GOAL!!!!! WAS TAKING ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE FLIPPING DOG 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:06

Mark Steel: My hair is 80 per cent lager

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:09

Kieran Trippier is the first ever defender to score for England in a World Cup semi-final.

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:15

Mark Steel: This next 10 minutes is critical. While Croatia are all over the place, we need a second. 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:15

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jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:16

Will Gore: I'd never heard of this Trippier chap before the World Cup. And now I've missed his goal by being stuck on the blinking tube. Still, he'll have my undying love and loyalty forever if that ends up being crucial. 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:18

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