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No one is safe from political correctness - even Lou Reed00:00
The Philosopher's Dog, by Raimond Gaita00:00
Airline fury at Heathrow price rise00:00
My cat doesn't need a new kidney, thank you00:00
Freemasons find fame and fortune on their doorstep00:00
Even if the IRA declares that the war is over, the Unionists won't believe it00:00
Campaign to unseat Portillo divides the seat that time forgot00:00
Aznar leaps to defend his protector (just don't mention Gibraltar)00:00
Woods finds rhythm in pursuit of elusive title00:00
The village that time forgot00:00
Bell tolls for yet another corner of the British Empire00:00
Boxing: Jones' arrogance ready to confront weight of history00:00
Simon Calder: The Man Who Pays His Way00:00
Wireless gadgets: Motorola Bluetooth handset <br></br>Thomson WSP740U active speakers <br></br>SolarGuard Wireless Alarms <br></br>Thomson Video Sender00:00
In Foreign Parts: Snow business transforms Israel's divided city00:00
Bites: Flavours of Wales00:00
Silvestre uses pace against old admirer00:00
Klansman faces new trial over plot to kill Luther King00:00
England exit likely to end Hussain's one-day captaincy00:00
Mike Rowbottom: Only the phenomenon of great talent can make you ageless00:00
Houllier looks to Owen in the battle of wills with United00:00
Federer power overwhelms Arazi's artistry00:00
McMahon well placed for another promotion00:00
Twickenham casts inviting lure00:00
Police chief accused of crimes in Dili00:00
When Iraqis play football in Kurdistan, local fans cannot hide their hatred00:00
Animal activists plan to rescue hedgehogs00:00
Racing: Weasel can win on home soil as tune-up for Aintree00:00
What happens when your flight is standing-room only?00:00
Kentish pudding00:00
The self-certified mortgage timebomb00:00
Littler lands late try to underline Salford's right to place in last eight00:00
Basketball: Bullets in chase for final play-off spot00:00
This Europe: Truffle hunters smell danger in demand for cheaper imports00:00
Huckerby proves timely signing for Hart00:00
Standard Life funds lose £4.5bn in value00:00
Saddam in his own words: 'Our missiles do not break the rules'00:00
World tackles peril of the bovine burps00:00
UBM considers offer for US research firm00:00
Beef and root vegetable stew with horseradish dumplings00:00
The Wine Column: A cheering reason to get merry00:00
Sailing: Bucket putting challenge at peril on mad sleigh ride around Cape Horn00:00
Surge in asylum claims forces £1bn Treasury handout00:00
Traffic warden nabs bus picking up passengers00:00
Hoey a tireless captain of the awkward squad00:00
David Conn: Struggle starts as supporters assume control of York City00:00
Hamstring injury returns to rule out Catt00:00
Andrew Grice: The Week in Politics00:00
The Scheme for Full Employment, by Magnus Mills00:00
Injury worries haunt Cuper during build-up to Internazionale's trip to Juventus as <b>Serie A</b> top two square up00:00
Lucas accused of exploiting Africa in 'Star Wars' series00:00
Custard00:00
'Titanic' team sets sail to find the 'General Belgrano'00:00
Mirror pays Piper £400,000 for taking job away00:00
I was the editor, he was the writer: but who was the boss?00:00
Knight joins an exclusive club in celebrating century00:00
Hit-man given life for murder 26 years ago00:00
Athletics: Moment of truth for confident Chambers in sprint showdown00:00
BBC2 launch tape discovered in vault00:00
Richard Dawkins: Why should we in Britain help Bush to get re-elected?00:00
EU mutual defence plan may challenge Nato role00:00
There's silver in them there hills00:00
Something for Wine Relief Weekend: 2002 Weandre Stream Chardonnay <br/>2001 Snake Creek Durrin Shiraz <br/>2002 Douglas Green Sauvignon Blanc00:00
Blair warns the world of a 'living nightmare'00:00
Oprah becomes first black woman to join billionaires' club00:00
Clerics arrested in Harare00:00
Armani autumn show relies on legs appeal00:00
Keane the realist has little time for cup romance00:00
Medical chief sorry for shirking blame over CJD scare00:00
Smith's explosive rise adds new dimension to Leicester ambition00:00
McDonald looms large in Leeds' expectations00:00
Do they really mean us? Authors rail at bizarre choice of 'English' books00:00
Dordogne's expats rise in revolt after cheap airline takes flight00:00
London's marathon man, Chris Brasher, dies at 7400:00
Travel trade braced for rough ride as business falls prey to the fear of war00:00
Tycoon increases United stake00:00
To grasp face values, read between the lines00:00
Saddam prepares for future without his protective shield00:00
A Week in Books: Buckaneers on the high seas of marketing00:00
Islamic art exhibition called off on 'security' grounds00:00
Crossland packs bags early at MyTravel00:00
Games: Jinx <br/>Premier Manager <br/>C&C: Generals <br/>BMX XXX00:00
An expensive and persistent political dilemma00:00
Agathe believes Celtic can claim four prizes00:00
Broncos relish return to happy hunting ground00:00
Heligoland, by Shena Mackay00:00
Sainsbury's tells staff to raise pension contributions in final-salary schemes00:00
Suet puddings: Roll with it00:00
Camelot pins hopes for National Lottery revival on 2012 Olympic bid00:00
The Wharf, Teddington00:00
Premiership's discarded youth face pain of 'exit trial'00:00
Websites: iraqbodycount.net, humanshields.org, faxyourmp.com and others00:00
Motion Studies: time, space and Eadweard Muybridge, by Rebecca Solnit00:00
Ambulance trusts 'give false 999 figures'00:00
Memories of beating old enemy are not so distant00:00
Widow wins right to name dead husband as children's father00:00
The 2003 Missile Crisis00:00
Sussex pond pudding00:00
Cover Stories: Dark Tower 5, Esther Rantzen, Vidal and Chomsky on war00:00
Room Service: Harbourmaster Hotel00:00
Pearl mussels under threat from illegal fishermen00:00
Alan Parker: Director's cut00:00
Massive Attack star held in porn inquiry00:00
Government angers unions by rejecting calls for law reform00:00
Sir Bernard Miller00:00
Firms commit to pensions, but will it just delay a costly time bomb?00:00
Turkey close to agreeing deal with American military00:00
Forget democracy: this is a war for security00:00
Flintoff's return to form gives England a fighting chance00:00
Double Take: 'Nature Boy' Nat King Cole / Massive Attack00:00
Felice Lippert00:00
Hopes fade for list of non-execs to widen gene pool in boardrooms00:00
Charley Patton and Alan Lomax: Dead men waking00:00
Democracy in the Islamic world is not a fantasy - it's coming soon00:00
It's worth checking in to Hilton00:00
Shareholders put pressure on Shire to shake up board00:00
Militant Aborigines embrace Islam to seek empowerment00:00
Bush's blueprint for future conceals a declaration of war00:00
Radio 4: New York calling00:00
Adaptation (15)00:00
Album: John Hammond00:00
Outlook: No sign of banana skins at Royal Bank of Scotland Group00:00
Sudbury's prolific strikers want vase reward for veteran manager Martin00:00
Church of England enthrones its 104th leader00:00
The Sketch: Gordon Brown's grin bodes evil for future of economy00:00
L&G cuts bonuses for the second time in four months00:00
Robert Fisk: America uses Israel's words to justify occupation00:00
Karzai pleads with US not to abandon Afghanistan00:00
Brown shifts on key tests for joining the euro00:00
All-clear for kidney transplants on cats worries animal charity00:00
Fulham will contest Fifa's order to pay full Marlet fee00:00
Kid Gavilán00:00
Homeowners gamble on a crash by selling00:00
LA police chief pleads with TV stations to drop car chase reports00:00
Arsenal may hold winning hand as Valencia 'lose joker'00:00
Detectives question man over Marsha murder after tip-off00:00
Barthez sets record straight on 'clown' antics00:00
Rowan Williams: My vision of the Church of England00:00
Rentokil's new chief wields the axe00:00
Album: Moloko00:00
Blix: Iraq could have made greater efforts00:00
Consumer confidence sinks to lowest level in five years00:00
Fashionable master of memorials wins project to match his towering ambition00:00
Algeria accused of killing thousands in secret war00:00
Ian Davidson00:00
Michael Winterbottom: Worlds apart00:00
Celtic survive late Stuttgart rally00:00
Batley out to enhance new image00:00
New rules on observing Sabbath divide a London community00:00
Boxing: Ruiz's sense of indignation fuelled by silence of Jones00:00
McGrath leads records haul as Australia roar a warning00:00
Baghdad says US has put pressure on Blix00:00
Rescue rights fears hit German bank00:00
Album: Satellite00:00
Patient on faulty table dies00:00
AstraZeneca under investigation in US over marketing of Nexium00:00
Racing: New viewing figures run counter to TV gloom00:00
Rendezvous: Fasten your seat belts...00:00
Malcolm Roberts00:00
Blair tries to win over 'virgin rebels' after bruising vote on case for war00:00
Open verdict in Telford hanging inquest00:00
Driver of bullet train nods off at 170mph00:00
Forget democracy: this is a war for security00:00
MPs attack Reid for 'socialist' Iraq policy00:00
Owen strikes to set up Celtic showdown00:00
Album: Loose Fur00:00
Death threats to lawyer who accused Taki of racism00:00
Nando's looks to trump bid from Luke Johnson for PizzaExpress00:00
Forget democracy: this is a war for security00:00
Sharon diverts from roadmap's path to peace00:00
Downing 'is still a suspect in Bakewell murder case'00:00
Racing: D'Arcy moves stables00:00
Tom Jones: The granddad of cool is back in the groove00:00
Equestrianism: Phillips attracts sponsorship for Olympic challenge00:00
Mourning after: young drinkers face epidemic of early death00:00
Lord Irvine's bill for advisers rises from £400,000 to £2.5m00:00
Scotland drop veteran forward Murray after French failure00:00
Basketball: Duck back to aid Bears00:00
Solaris (12A) <br></br>Frida (15) <br></br>Analyze That (15) <br></br>Jackass The Movie (18) <br></br>Life and Debt (PG)00:00
Owen strikes to set up Celtic showdown00:00
'Iron Lady' of Bosnia Serbs is jailed for 11 years00:00
Section 28 reopens Tory split00:00
The axe men cometh00:00
Tussle over God threatens to delay EU constitution00:00
Law lords rule that teachers can refuse to teach violent pupils00:00
Unhappy landing: ancient heronry threatened by airport plans00:00
Hat-trick transforms Shearer into major power in Europe00:00
Bombay-London-New York, by Amitava Kumar00:00
A dose of dullness will restore Salman's sparkle00:00
Blix damns Iraq: too little, too late00:00
Lomax and Lambert to join rate-setting body00:00
RBS eyes acquisitions after reporting 12% rise in profits00:00
Mirror to call truce in tabloid price war00:00
Sailing: Richards makes move despite Horn hazards00:00
Government urged to cut fuel tax as oil price soars to 13-year high00:00
Millions of personnel checks to be abandoned00:00
Saddam's elite troops are on the move, says US00:00
Concorde loses part of rudder over the Atlantic00:00
Telford deaths: After a long fight, McGowan family is vindicated00:00
IVF children have a right to know their parents00:00
Iraq and Israel: A Jew answers back00:00
Sam Rockwell: Almost famous00:00
Montgomerie pulls out of Middle East tournaments00:00
Ministers 'in danger of missing target to cut A&E waiting times'00:00
Arazi keeps control to set up match with Federer00:00
Desmond mounts challenge to Tube monopoly in bid to take on 'Standard'00:00
Album: Maya Angelou