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Love Island catch-up: Four Islanders leave the villa in mass dumping

All the latest from the 'Love Island' villa 

Alexandra Pollard
Wednesday 24 July 2019 22:22 BST
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the home stretch. There are just a few days to go now until Love Island leaves our screens. And after months of nuanced relationship drama, one thing is clear: all the men on this show end up disappointing you.

First there was Michael, who dumped Amber for Joanna, then Curtis dumped his half-girlfriend Amy, who left the villa in a sorry state, and now Jordan. Despite being one of the few seemingly kind, unproblematic Islanders, Jordan still barely thought twice about dumping Anna for someone he'd know for three minutes.

Tonight, four Islanders were dumped from the villa. I was hoping that Jordan would be among them, and my wish came true. Here are the biggest talking points.

Jordan and Anna sever ties

“I am a strong woman. I will never let someone bring me down and win.” Jordan’s mind-boggling decision – aided by slimeball of the year Curtis – to attempt to woo India two days after asking Anna to be his girlfriend backfired catastrophically. Thank goodness, then, that Anna had her head screwed on correctly.

Baby bash

The day in which the Islanders have to look after fake babies, and thus temporarily lose their heads – behaving like five-year-olds who genuinely believe they’re new parents – is always one of the weirdest days of every series. Last year’s highlight was when Dr Alex (who was otherwise a bit of a wally) accidentally sent his baby flying out of its pram. This year’s was Tommy making his do a backflip and Molly-Mae shouting at him within six milliseconds.

Curtis is awful

That’s it. That’s the talking point.

Four Islanders leave

It was a fairly simple, old-school kind of dumping this evening – the public voted for their favourite couples, and the two with the lowest votes were dumped unceremoniously from the island. The first couple was Harley and Chris, who seem like perfectly fine people but whose loss isn’t an immense one. The second was Anna and Jordan, and frankly Jordan deserved to leave enough for the both of them. “I’m so grateful for you three,” Anna told Maura, Molly-Mae and Amber, “because I feel like I found love. If I could do it again, I would, just because I found you guys.”

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"What a shower of pricks." Maura is the gift that keeps on giving.

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:07

Maura: "You walked in here a strong woman, you're gonna walk out of here a strong woman."

Anna: "And I'm gonna wake up tomorrow an even stronger woman." 

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. 

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:14

"And as for Curtis..." Curtis, justice is heading your way.

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:21

"I don't know whose baby that is, because it's not mine." Oh, Anna.

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:22

"If I told him to jump off a cliff, would he do it." Has anyone used that god-awful excuse since 2003?

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:28

Every time Curtis refers to someone as a "young lady", it knocks a year off my life.

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:29

Quite possibly 

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:33

It's actually quite alarming how much the Islanders treat these babies like they're real. Is this what isolation from the real world does to you?

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:38

"I hadn't even thought about pursuing India." Riiiiight.

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:39

"You think you're such a good person, and you're not." YES ANNA.

alexandra.pollard24 July 2019 21:41

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