The stuffed shirt challenge: Leading Article:

You can see them coming a mile off. Their slightly crumpled collars are too tight for chubby necks. There's maybe a dribble of custard down the tie from an over-generous portion of spotted dick. That tired suit would benefit from a few days' hanging out on the line. And those well- polished brogues are, frankly, museum pieces.

No, we're not thinking about shabby teachers, whose dress sense Conservatives MPs rushed to condemn this weekend. We're talking about those self-same Tories who have done for shirts what taxidermists did for the gorilla. Our message is simple: it's time for Tory MPs to get unstuffed.