Liz Truss’s attempt at a comeback went about as well as you’d expect

The former prime minister is not only undimmed by her experience of high office – her insanity blazes ever brighter because of it

On its own terms, Liz Truss’s visit to Washington DC could hardly have been more of a success. She’d been invited to speak to the very well known and very right-wing Heritage Foundation think tank, presumably as a little lunchtime treat for overworked staff in need of a bit of respite from their main job of trying to discredit all of the multiple criminal investigations into their hero Donald Trump.

They’re not stupid, over at the Heritage Foundation. Entirely malignant, yes, but not stupid. They’ll know that their best chance of getting Trump re-elected next year is to convince a few million wavering Americans that he’s actually not as stupid and deranged as they think he is. And given that he is very stupid, and very deranged, they know that won’t be an easy job. But what better way to do it – a stroke of actual genius! – than to lay on a speech by the only person in public life who is self-evidently even stupider and even more deranged than he is?

I don’t use these words lightly. Truss makes Trump look normal. What’s the maddest thing Trump ever did, or ever said? There’s a very obvious answer. It’s suggesting that you can cure Covid by injecting people with bleach. It’s out on its own. But he never actually did it. He just, you know, said it. He just repeated some mad words he’d seen on a mad blog, and that’s it.

And then there’s Liz Truss. She’s spent years imagining that she had the cure for all of the country’s – if not the world’s – ills. All you’ve got to do is cut taxes: you get high growth, and everything’s fine.

Of course, there were people telling her it might not work, that it might be a bad idea. Economists, central bank directors; the people who actually understand things. The people just like that doctor who sat there grimacing at Trump’s big bleach-injection plan.

In economic terms, Truss spent years advocating bleach injection. And then, largely down to some kind of mix-up of the sort that occasionally happens – you know, like when they accidentally remove the wrong kidney – she ended up as prime minister. The patient was injected with bleach, the patient immediately died, she was struck off, and now she’s back to exactly where she was before – going around the think tanks, advocating the same old bleach injection.

Trump, to his credit, would simply not have done this. If Trump had been allowed to inject just one person with bleach, and that person had died, that would almost certainly have marked the end of his belief in the wonders of bleach injection.

Truss, meanwhile, has escalated her mission. She was right all along, and in 40 entirely unhinged minutes she explained exactly why that was, in a crescendo of horror that by a few paragraphs in felt like it really should have been taking place not on live television but in a clinical environment of some kind.

There was nothing wrong with the bleach. The problem was actually that she wasn’t allowed to inject enough of it. The patient was too weak.

She is the political equivalent of the pre-enlightenment physician who just goes on drawing off more and more pints of blood, and applying more and more leeches, until the patient dies and they conclude with a weary sigh that there was absolutely nothing that could have been done to save them.

It’s tragic, obviously. It’s also deeply uncomfortable viewing. But it’s not surprising. For many years, everyone who’s ever worked with or known Truss has become certain of one thing: that there is a towering amount of ambition there, which is unfortunately coupled with an equally towering lack of ability.

It is not surprising that she lacks the analytical skill to see that her defenestration from 10 Downing Street after just seven weeks was absolutely no one’s fault but her own.

It is not surprising that she blames “the establishment” for why everything went wrong, because she blamed it before it went wrong, too. There are many credible economists who think that Truss could actually have got away with almost everything contained in the mini-Budget that ended her career.

The reason she didn’t is that she refused to let the Office for Budget Responsibility provide any analysis of it; she sacked the head of the Treasury, Tom Scholar, for no reason beyond petty historic grievances with him (as absolutely anyone in the Treasury will tell you if you just ask); and then, for added lols, she decided to start threatening to end the independence of the Bank of England.

So when it all went wrong, naturally it was all of these people’s fault. They were, in her own words in Washington DC, the “vested interests who don’t want challenge”.

They’re not that, not in any way. Their job is to provide independent analysis about whether what you are doing is or isn’t mad, and if you’ve chosen to dispense with their services, then the markets are likely to reach their own conclusion.

Remarkably, Truss is not only undimmed by her experience of high office – her insanity blazes ever brighter because of it. The reason former world leaders get paid big money to give speeches is because even their critics will admit that they can probably learn something from these people’s experience of being at the top. Truss, on the other hand, doesn’t even seem to remember what happened to her, and it only happened a few months ago.

She really does seem to reckon that the world is being wrecked – and yes, these were her actual words – by “a new kind of economic model, one that’s focused on redistributionism, on stagnation and on the imbuing of woke culture into our businesses”.

There are, of course, many people who don’t like the politics of redistribution. Indeed, many of them are scheming away at very right-wing think tanks, trying to come up with new, ingenious ways to convince economically disadvantaged people to vote against their own interests.

Truss, on the other hand, when she had to do a valedictory speech about her own late-summer holiday job as prime minister, found she had only one thing to praise herself for: paying everyone’s gas bills for them, a task for which she set aside fully £50bn of public money.

She told them it was mad that the UK imports fracked gas from America but won’t frack for gas at home, at no point considering the somewhat different geographical realities of the two locations. This is the sort of thing that hyper-right-wing conservatives say when they’re 22 years old and don’t know or understand anything at all beyond their burning hatred of regulation of any kind.

It’s also the kind of thing leaders tend to give up on at exactly the moment when high office causes them to make contact with reality (see the self-styled libertarian Boris Johnson, who did three lockdowns, or the “low-tax chancellor” Rishi Sunak, who did absolutely nothing apart from raise taxes). But Truss didn’t last long enough for reality to get a look-in. Not in her mind, anyway.

It almost seems unfair on all the other prime ministers to confer upon Truss the title of the worst prime minister the country has ever had. She barely even earned the right to compete for the title. People have frequently managed football teams on a caretaker basis for a lot longer, and are not considered worthy of inclusion in the official records.

She’d been out of the job for barely a few days when, by twist of fate, she had to line up at the Cenotaph with the other former prime ministers on Remembrance Sunday. It was remarked on at the time that this was an especially cruel punishment. That she’ll be doing this for quite possibly 40 more years, an actual living advert for her own ineptitude. Being dragged out in public on big ceremonial occasions for little reason beyond giving the country something to laugh about – ie her. “God, remember the Truss weeks, what was that about?” We’ll still be saying that in 2053, and she’ll still be there for us to point at and laugh at.

But the cruelty she seems determined to visit upon herself is far, far worse. Is she going to keep this up for decades to come, too? The “I Was Right” world tour by Ms So Very, Very Obviously Wrong? Cassandra’s forgotten sister, blessed with the rather useless gift of saying “Everything will be fine if you just listen to me” but in the middle of a massive fire that everyone saw her start?

Still, I’m sure she’ll cope. The worst that can happen is that no one takes her seriously. She’s very much used to that. But the days when she could use it to her advantage are very much over.

Whether she works that out will decide how much torture she ends up inflicting on the rest of us, though it is mainly inflicted on herself. Which is precisely why all this is happening – because she really is mad enough to self-administer the bleach.