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Why is this? Well, mostly because, in the great tradition of unlikely television celebrity, Sir Alan is an old eccentric. Indeed, he has moved eccentricity on to a higher level. No flapping arms and over-excitement; for Sir Alan, less is more. His appeal is a splendidly deadpan exaggeration of that first rule of success in most human endeavour: take everything, but especially yourself, extremely seriously. He is a Brando, the very Gervais, at it.
Conscious or unconscious? Not important to the effect: but it is equally intriguing that someone could be either such a remarkable actor or really like that. What else? The beard, another inspired touch, as I'm certain Sir Alan would consider one on anybody else a bit dodgy. I also wonder about the effect on him of that surname.
The wider message of The Apprentice? A harsh condemnation of contemporary business style and ethics, a worrying reflection of current standards of managerial potential? I prefer to compare it to that fine series, Brass, starring Timothy West as Bradley Hardacre, an earlier, northern Sir Alan, with a similar catchphrase: "Well, I can't stop chatting here all day, I've got men to lay off."
A pity, though, all the same, for Charles Clarke and Jack Straw, that the Prime Minister, another great eccentric, is clearly such a fan.
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