The Third Leader: Slim Davey
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Fairly Slim Davey
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Fairly Slim Davey
Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention
of the class for one second?
Let's be clear:
There's a challenge here
And a challenge there
A challenge, in fact,
Everywhere.
But the one today
If I may just say
The one I won't duck
Is a rhyme for duck
That isn't rude, Dude.
So, listen, er, chuck,
No more muck.
Dave's here to prove
You needn't be crude
Or mean or crazy
You wanna win?
Then keep it hazy.
So please don't fret
And don't you quibble
Get ready to get:
Socially responsible.
Drop the bling thing
Be cool as you like
That's right: it's time
To pimp your bike.
C'mon, let's be Happy
Rappy Chappies
With pleasant verses
Not upsetting curses
Bringing sunshine
In Your Smile
And Laughter
All the while.
Ernie, that was
a good one, too.
Chorus:
So won't the real
Fairly Slim Davey
please stand up,
please stand up?
With apologies to Eminem, and, well, everyone, really
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