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3. Fergie timeless
"They gave us four minutes [of stoppage time]. That's an insult to the game. It denies you a proper chance to win a football match." - Sir Alex Ferguson after United lost 3-2 at home to Tottenham
"You would have to be a confirmed masochist to enjoy it." - Ferguson on the Manchester derby
"Sir Alex was very convivial. So I chanced a joke to him that it was the longest he'd spent talking to the press in years. He laughed but five minutes later in the corridor, he growled: 'I'll remember you.'" - Barry Flatman, tennis writer, meeting Ferguson at Andy Murray's US Open press briefing
"The little boy inside me was screaming 'Manchester United'. United breathes football... the perfect match for me." - Robin van Persie
"If Ryan Giggs's wife divorced him and took half of everything, how would you feel about her having six more Premier League medals than you?" - Tweet to Steven Gerrard on a Q&A to mark his 600th Liverpool game
"I want to get a box at Man United and a Range Rover Sport, and Catherine wants a new carpet for the upstairs landing." - Gareth Bull, £41m lottery winner
4. Neighbour pains
"The worst return by an English side in Champions League history" - Fifa.com on Man City's three points and bottom place in Group D
Reporter: "Do you know how many managers City have had in your 25 years with United?"
Ferguson: "Fourteen, but I wish it was 15." - Exchange as United vied for the league title with Roberto Mancini's City.
"The fact that an Englishman has an Argentinian as an idol is very rare. I keep watching my [title-winning] goal against QPR and every time I get more emotional. My plan is to stay here because I'm convinced Manchester City will be at the same level as Real Madrid and Barcelona." - Sergio Aguero
"It's very difficult to compliment City. But we're not stupid. They won it." - Sir Bobby Charlton, United director
"It's inevitable that Pep Guardiola or Jose Mourinho will be at City one day." - Gary Neville turns up the heat on Mancini before this month's derby
5. Robbie to Rafa
"That trophy's certainly what we've been waiting for, what the owner's been waiting for, what he was in tears for. He's strived for this, pumped an awful lot of money in trying to achieve that. We've done it and Robbie (Di Matteo) deserves a lot of credit." - John Terry after Chelsea's Champions League success
"The game was crazy. Bayern Munich scored on about 80 minutes, and with the last corner, our only one, Didier [Drogba] scored. After my penalty was saved I still believed in Petr Cech. He was like an angel and saved the important ones. It was an explosion of feelings when Didier scored that [winning] penalty. It was destiny." - Juan Mata
"It was undeserved. More than that, actually, it was a farce. [Chelsea] may call themselves the best team in Europe, but this will go down in football history as an accident." - Germany's Die Zeit newspaper
"At Chelsea, a sacking is just another day at the office." - Andre Villas-Boas on his successor Di Matteo's demise
"F**k off Benitez, you're not wanted here." - Song by Chelsea fans welcoming their latest manager
6. Arrivederci Fabio
"I didn't run away, I left because there was a misunderstanding. I felt great but sometimes you decide to leave." - Fabio Capello
Reporter: "Was the Capello era an expensive mistake?"
David Bernstein (FA chairman): "It was certainly expensive, no one can argue anything other than that, but it wasn't a mistake"
"We want an Englishman full of passion and commitment for our country. I'm telling you, we've had enough of these foreigners... all they want is money. There's only one bloke. Forget about anybody else, Harry Redknapp's our man." - Barry Fry
"The Queen is above it all" - Capello to Italian TV, who asked Her Majesty's view of his resignation
"BWING ON THE EUWOES! We'll see you in Ukwaine against Fwance" - The Sun headline mocking Roy Hodgson's speech after the FA picked him rather than Redknapp
7. Bundle of Roy
"There's a great quote from Henry Kissinger, which I became aware of from reading [Joseph] Heller's Good As Gold. He said: 'Every great achievement was a dream before it became a reality.'" - Roy Hodgson after becoming England manager
"You have to accept that failure isn't impossible. In football we're branded either as "winners" or "losers", but I think you are a failure only when you start to blame someone else for your failings." - Hodgson to the Oxford Union
"I've been in the England set-up with Tom since the Under-21s, and he loves ketchup. He even has it on Sunday dinners. When we were told we're not allowed ketchup in the senior set-up. I could see the devastation on his face." - Kyle Walker on Tom Cleverley after their call-up by Hodgson
8. Court in the act
"My mum dated a guy from Liverpool. The Liverpool fans made up a song that she 'loves Scouse cock'" - John Terry in court
"How can you call me a c**t? You shagged your team-mate's missus. You're the c**t." - Anton Ferdinand to John Terry during QPR v Chelsea match
"If someone calls you a c**t that's fine, but if somebody puts your colour into it, it takes it to another level. It's very hurtful." - Ferdinand in court
"Thanks football, you set the entire country back a decade. 'Black c**t' now officially ok to say." - John Amaechi, basketball player, tweeting after Terry was found not guilty
"Improbable, implausible and contrived." - Verdict on Terry's defence at the FA's hearing
"Football sometimes appears to cocoon itself from the real world." - Tom Flanagan of law firm Irwin Mitchell
9 Moment of truth
"It's too little, too late. He's a low-life. A clever low-life... but a low-life" - Trevor Hicks, Hillsborough Family Support Group, on ex-Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie's apology
"Very positive outcome. 23 yrs waiting for the truth next step justice." - Kenny Dalglish on Twitter after the police cover-up at Hillsborough was finally exposed
"There were two disasters at Hillsborough, one on the day and one afterwards. There was a contrived, manipulated, vengeful and spiteful attempt to divert the blame." - Trevor Hicks
10 Zlatan-tastic
"Gerrard has good skills, unlike normal English players" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
"That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not." - Zlatan Ibrahimovic after his wonder goal against England in November
"An overhead kick from 35 yards when the ball's six feet in the air – only certain players can do that. He's not everyone's cup of tea but he's certainly mine." - Steven Gerrard (right)
11. Taxing times
"Football's a sport which has become so commercial. It may be thought by some to have lost its way" - Lord Justice (Anthony) Leonard
"I'm a fantastic football manager. I'm not a hard-headed businessman." - Harry Redknapp answering tax-evasion charges in court
"You have 12 people that are going to decide to finish your life, basically. And you find yourself being questioned by a man who's probably 100 times better educated than I am, a clever man who's probably gone to Eton. I'm standing there uneducated, really, and I have to try to stand your corner." - Redknapp on being acquitted
"I feel really bad for Harry, especially as my biggest success turned out so unlucky for him. He deserved Champions League football. Spurs were rock-bottom when Harry came in. All of a sudden they're playing in the Champions League and competing at the top. He certainly didn't deserve to lose his job." - Frank Lampard on uncle Harry's sacking by Tottenham and Chelsea's European triumph giving them Spurs' Champions League place
13. Sexy football
"If I were playing Spain, the Brazil 1970 side would win, no doubt. We set the standard others are measured by. We had better players than Spain, who have only two or three great players" - Pele
"Spain have had an unbelievable amount of sex, er, success." - Alan Shearer
"After watching the England-Italy game, I think Rooney only understands Scottish. That's because he plays well only in Manchester, where Ferguson speaks Scottish." - Fabio Capello
"Hart looked very confident with himself, so I thought we had to bring him down a peg or two." - Andrea Pirlo after his chipped penalty in the shoot-out win over England
"I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel." - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
"Jamie Carragher, the only man who can make John Bishop sound like Brian Sewell." - Andy Dawson, Mirror TV critic, on the ITV pundit
12. Ready to crumble
"I miss Manchester, especially the apple crumble and custard they served at Carrington after training." - Cristiano Ronaldo
"People dislike Ronaldo because he's a great player, good-looking and has sex with all the ladies. They get jealous. The only bad thing about Ronaldo's life is Messi. But for him, he would've been the best player in the world for five years in a row." - Luiz Felipe Scolari
"If I could, I'd vote for myself. Being too humble isn't good. In Portugal, we say 'Too much humility is vanity'." - Ronaldo on the Ballon d'Or
14. The Old Infirm
"Welcome to the Third Division." - Banner across a roundabout as Gers fans entered Peterhead
"If Rangers and Celtic had been given the nod they would've gone to the English Premiership and never looked back. Suddenly I'm supposed to be lectured by Walter Smith and others about how bad it is for Scottish football that Rangers are where they are? They'd have left us, saying: 'Get on with yer diddy league.'" - Turnbull Hutton, Raith Rovers chairman
"I've said my piece and will now slip back into semi-anonymity. It's time for my wife to be seen with me in public without having to wear a burkha." - Turnbull Hutton
"The SPL threw us out, stole our money due for last year and are pursuing us to strip titles. It's like coming home, finding your wife in bed with the milkman, asking for a divorce and then a week later asking: 'Can you forgive me? We'll make up.'" - Charles Green, Rangers' "newco" chief executive
15. Last chants
"He wears the club shop, Tony Pulis, he wears the club shop" - Stoke crowd salute the manager's dress sense
"Where you you when you were us?" - AFC Wimbledon fans wax philosophical at MK Dons
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