Football: The Sweeper - The price is right

THE SWEEPER gets his sarnies from Ready To Eat and loves Red Cafe. No euro sceptic he. We're off into Europe this week so let's dive in for a European portfolio. Manchester United could not have wished for a better time to meet out-of-form, injury-plagued Internazionale while Ukranian giants Dynamo Kiev can oust beleaguered holders Real Madrid. They're the ante-post advice for the European Cup, while the Uefa Cup surely rests between Italian big boys Parma and French league leaders Marseilles. There's only one possible winner of the Cup Winner's Cup and it's not Chelsea. Lazio, the best club on the planet, are tub-thumping certainties. Meanwhile, this week-end, let's put Sheffield Wednesday to bury Boro in trebles with three likely draws, while Fiorentina may be held to a draw on C4 by Salernitana.

LE SWeEPER'S TRES BON EURO-FILES

n LIBERO WAGERS

(Four pounds 2 trebles with Ladbrokes): Everton to draw with Wimbledon (9-4); Sheff Wed to beat Middlesbrough (4-6); Newcastle to draw with Arsenal (9-4); Leicester to draw with Leeds (9-4).

n SUNDAY C4 ITALIAN JOB

Salernitana v Fiorentina

Draw (pounds 2, 2-1, generally).

n UEFA CUP PORTFOLIO

Marseilles (pounds 2, 7-1, generally); Parma (pounds 3, 100-30, Coral).

n EUROPEAN CUP PORTFOLIO

Dynamo Kiev (pounds 2, 8-1, generally); Man Utd (pounds 2, 9-2, Coral & William Hill).

n CUP WINNERS' CUP PORTFOLIO

Lazio (pounds 4, 6-4, Tote).

ORIGINAL BANK: pounds 100.

CURRENT KITTY: pounds 163.95!

TODAY'S BETS: pounds 25.07 (inc. tax).