Here's all the Princess Charlotte crap you can already buy on eBay

Sequel royal baby already proving as popular as the original

Tuesday 05 May 2015 16:50 BST

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Princess Charlotte might have only been alive less than a week, but damnit Great Britain and selected Chinese exporters it's time to monetise that kid!

As usual, eBay sellers were quick to rush into production appropriately brand clobber as soon as the sex and name of the royal baby were revealed, presumably cracking their nine-tailed whips in awful factiories shouting "cross-stitch 'Charlotte' faster!"

Here's what's on sale already: