Was Miley Cyrus hospitalised due to severe allergic reaction to fame and over-promotion?
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Sadly for Miley Cyrus, she was taken into medical care after having an allergic reaction to some medication she was taking and was forced to cancel her concert in Kansas City, Missouri as a result.
“Kansas I promise I’m as [heartbroken emoticon] as you are. I wanted so badly 2 b there 2night [sad cat crying emoticon]. Not being with yall[sic] makes me feel sh**tier than I already do [hospital masked emoticon].”
She also posted the above picture of herself and “Mr Octopussy”, a plastic toy who she claims to be among the practitioners in charge of her recovery.
Others, however – including ourselves – do appear to be suffering from the ill effects of chronic Miley fame fatigue.
Symptoms include the inability to look at a computer screen without seeing repeat images of her face, the loss of the use of normal language in favour of emoticons and long and sustained subjection to headlines featuring the word “twerk”.
As of yet, there appears no cure. Though those with severe adversities are advised to lock themselves in a small timber hut in the Tibetan mountains far away from Western society, which has become almost entirely saturated with high-legged leotards, crotch-thrusts and wrecking balls.
It’s genuinely the only way to escape.
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