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Before becoming one of the most controversial prime ministers in recent years, Tony Blair spent a brief period pursuing a career as a “dire” stand-up comedian.
In a conversation with comedian Matt Forde, Blair described the “rich vein of embarrassment” that courses through him whenever he recalls his comedic routines.
Fortunately for Blair, his cringe-inducing material was performed well before Twitter and Facebook.
“I’ve got a terrible feeling I was a character called Captain Kink,“ he said. ”If there had been social media, can you imagine? They could have [used it] as the Tory party political party broadcast. That would have been it!”
He also said (without a hint of irony) that stand- up had taught him to be “ruthless”.
If jokes are poorly received by the audience “you’ve got to be ruthless enough not to do it again”, he said.
Blair also enjoyed a stint in the rock band Ugly Rumours while studying at Oxford and tried his hand at being a rock promoter before reluctantly heading into politics.
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One person who remembered Blair in his youth saw how doomed his attempts at breaking into the rock world were from the start. The ‘ex-hippy’ who encountered him on the West London scene told The Telegraph in 2006: “I remember him as being a bit asexual. He had no cool. He was a nerd, basically. A puppy, with his hair flapping like ears. All innocence and enthusiasm.”
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