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The Feral Beast: Revenge served wet

Sunday 12 October 2008 00:00 BST
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Gay abandon at the 'Standard'

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The computer says No to holidays

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Irish eyes are baleful

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Political factor to family planning

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Parky's tales from the Golden Age

Michael Parkinson recalls his days as a cub reporter on the 'Manchester Guardian', when sheepdog trials were taken seriously: "My friend Dick West had the idea of brightening up his report by writing it from the point of view of a sheep. He was accused of trivialising sheepdog trials and given the sack. He took no notice, as he knew no one got the sack from the 'Manchester Guardian'. Two years later, he was still there."

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