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Mediaballs: Thanks, Anne, for all the stupid moments

When 'Private Eye' produced its new volume of meejah pretensions, howlers and general gormlessness, a single broadcaster emerged as the chief orchestrator

Marcus Berkmann
Monday 28 November 2005 01:00 GMT
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