How to be upper class in 2019

Tinder and white wine are out

Tatler has detailed how to be upper class in 2019 (Stock)

If your goal for the new year is to become a member of the upper class, Tatler has revealed all of the society dos and don'ts for 2019.

The British society magazine released its new tongue-in-cheek list of guidelines for those looking to embrace the height of class - and some of suggestions are quite surprising.

According to Tatler, to be a member of the 'U' (upper class) or non-U, one should look at all aspects of their life - as class is dependent on everything from what you drink to how you engage in conversation.

With requirements of “loving your parents,” “having a job,” “reading books,” and “asking questions during a conversation,” it appears being a well-rounded person is the key to being upper class.

The guide also suggests such that things as “gout” - likely triggered by a diet of rich foods - having a driver, and taking anti-anxiety medication Xanax as being characteristics of a higher class.

As for what makes one non-upper class, Tatler has bad news for fans of white wine - as most are “non-U.”

Additionally, those looking to elevate their position in society should consider forgoing mouthwash, Facebook, and all of France - except for Paris.

Tatler also acknowledged the importance of healthy relationships. In addition to including faithfulness on the list of dos, the society bible denounced trophy spouses as being non-upper class.

If you do plan to follow Tatler’s advice in a quest to rise in the society ranks, remember to be wary of not indicating a desire to do so - as both social climbing and the word “posh” are signs someone is not upper class.

You can see the Tatler’s full list here and in the January issue of the magazine.