How to be upper class in 2019

Tinder and white wine are out 

Chelsea Ritschel
Wednesday 05 December 2018 21:46 GMT
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Tatler has detailed how to be upper class in 2019 (Stock)
Tatler has detailed how to be upper class in 2019 (Stock)

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If your goal for the new year is to become a member of the upper class, Tatler has revealed all of the society dos and don'ts for 2019.

The British society magazine released its new tongue-in-cheek list of guidelines for those looking to embrace the height of class - and some of suggestions are quite surprising.

According to Tatler, to be a member of the 'U' (upper class) or non-U, one should look at all aspects of their life - as class is dependent on everything from what you drink to how you engage in conversation.

With requirements of “loving your parents,” “having a job,” “reading books,” and “asking questions during a conversation,” it appears being a well-rounded person is the key to being upper class.

The guide also suggests such that things as “gout” - likely triggered by a diet of rich foods - having a driver, and taking anti-anxiety medication Xanax as being characteristics of a higher class.

As for what makes one non-upper class, Tatler has bad news for fans of white wine - as most are “non-U.”

Additionally, those looking to elevate their position in society should consider forgoing mouthwash, Facebook, and all of France - except for Paris.

Tatler also acknowledged the importance of healthy relationships. In addition to including faithfulness on the list of dos, the society bible denounced trophy spouses as being non-upper class.

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If you do plan to follow Tatler’s advice in a quest to rise in the society ranks, remember to be wary of not indicating a desire to do so - as both social climbing and the word “posh” are signs someone is not upper class.

You can see the Tatler’s full list here and in the January issue of the magazine.

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