‘Capitalist pig’ creates website to find young, ambitious girlfriend with a slim waist
Long story short - don't date Nate
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The world of dating can be tough, and if you’re one of the singletons trying to navigate your way through the scene, the chances are you’ve met your fair share of strange people.
Now one man has come along to take dating cringe to the next level.
Meet Nate Rifkin, a self-confessed greedy capitalist pig seeking a young, slim-waisted girlfriend that must have little-to-no social life, can’t drink or smoke, and absolutely cannot by any means consume pizza or cinnamon buns.
No, seriously.
Described – by himself might we add – as a 6’4 passionate man who loves capitalism, travel and his nutritional supplement business, Rifkin forwent a typical dating profile, instead writing over 3,000 words bragging about himself and talking in detail about the kind of woman he’s looking for.
For instance, any potential partner looking to settle down with a guy like him should share his abhorrence for anything pop-culture related, not be a ‘Dionysian diva’, a ‘lackadaisical lady’, or a ‘prolific partier’, and must be between the ages of 22 and 35.
She’ll also need to be ‘intelligent, healthy, happy, ambitious, spiritual,’ have a good sense of humour, oh, and a pretty face.
Now, this might seem like quite a lot of requirements but Rifkin isn’t coming into this empty handed because he’s offering – bribing – a ‘free dream vacation’ to one chosen ‘lucky lady’ who meets his conditions.
That being said, discovering his website the internet has doubted whether or not the 31-year-old is actually going to such lengths to track down a potential life partner.
Given Rifkin’s LinkedIn job title as ‘direct marketing strategist’, some suspect this could all be one massive marketing stunt to promote his flourishing nutritional supplement business.
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