Due to engine failure,
Due to heavy rain,
Due to creatures on the line
Regularly slain
By an earlier train.
Due to one-day stoppage,
Due to work restriction,
Due to booklet, Times of Trains
Sold now under: FICTION,
Due to dereliction.
Due to broken goods train,
Due to ancient stock,
Due to frequent hand on
Panto-Isolating Cock,
Major stumbling block.
Due to frantic sell-off,
Due to polling date,
Due to foreign cowboys
Carving up the freight,
Trains are running late.
Due to previous franchise
Covertly decided,
Due to engineering works
Frequently derided,
Buses are provided.
Due to a derailment,
Due to wear and tear,
Due to senior management
Becoming millionaire,
Trains may not be here.
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