The Top Ten: 'True' meanings of medicines
Thanks to Peter Metcalfe for the idea of translating the mysterious language of pharmacology…
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1. Perindopril and Finasteride
Naughty fairies from a Tchaikovsky ballet. From Peter Metcalfe.
2. Lansoprazole
An unperformed opera by an unknown 18th-century Italian composer. Peter Metcalfe again.
3. Atorvastatin
The secret police of a former Soviet central Asian republic.
4. Beta-interferon
Used to deliberately disrupt the final development stage of new tech. Thanks to Graham Moonie-Dalton.
5. Zyban
A minor villain in The Tempest. Nominated by someone calling themselves Bishop of Bath & Wells (or Moralweakness).
6. The Xanax sequence
Mid-1970s sci-fi epic, a novel in three parts. From Dougal.
7. Statin
A shiny, silky fabric that gives you a nasty shock when you touch it. Translated by Bertha Mason.
8. Valium
A heroic metal. The B of B&W, aka MW again.
9. Esipram
A vehicle for small children that doesn't take the top of your finger off when you fold it up to put it in the car, according to Bertha Mason.
10. Aspirin
Would-be RAF types (Malcolm Redfellow), or the type of internationally renowned manager Alf Ramsey was when appointed by the FA in 1963 (Adrian Brodkin).
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