Why I love: Freebies

Marc Wootton, actor

Not a care in the world, not a raindrop in sight, just hanging out, cruisin'? That'll be me when I get my new Pashley Tube Rider bicycle. It helps you kick back and go with the flow. Life need not be a rush any more. Choice components, a relaxed style and the best in hand-built quality are what this bicycle is all about... Prime space in a quality newspaper, this must be worth thousands to them, surely?

From the moment William Rath Pashley founded the company over 70 years ago, it has embraced the needs and aspirations of its customers and translated these into what has become a unique range of cycles. I can't wait, just not sure which colour I'll get.

If you're reading this, Pashley, this is just the start — I have access to all kinds of media, but I don't do this for free. I have needs too. One Double Scoop Tube Rider please.

Marc Wootton Exposed is on BBC3 tonight at 9.30pm