Poetic licence: The shop-an-MP scheme

The culture of informing upon your neighbours has been stepped up by Peter Lilley's new call to shop benefit fraudsters. Perhaps it could go one step further

Martin Newell
Thursday 08 August 1996 23:02 BST
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