Orange is the New Black cast parody classic poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
'All through the prison, not a creature was stirring, not even a chicken'
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Your support makes all the difference.It’s Christmas Eve, and the ladies of Litchfield are telling the classic A Visit from St. Nicholas poem in their own, very special style.
In a special video released by Netflix, Clement Clarke Moore classic poem - better known as ’Twas The Night Before Christmas - is converted into the tale of how the inmates in Orange is the New Black robbed Santa.
The parody features some of the best cast members, including Taylor Schilling, Laura Prepon, Uzo Aduba and even Nick Sandow. Watch below.
“All through the prison, not a creature was stirring, not even a chicken”
The story follows that Saint Nick lands outside, and everyone’s very suspicious over who the ‘old white dude’ is. After asking: “who sent you here?” everything takes a dark turn, with everyone jumping the sleigh and taking whatever they can, even the porn for the guards.
Unfortunately, before the guards can take all their new found loot, the guards wake up and shut down the prison, with Santa shooting off quickly.
Orange is the New Black returns for a fourth season next summer.
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