Keeping Up With the Kardashians: 15 of the most ridiculous quotes

The reality series is set to end after 20 seasons – here’s a round-up of some of its most bizarre moments

This week, it was announced that Keeping Up With The Kardashians is coming to an end after 20 seasons.

Since 2007, the reality series has followed the wealthy Kardashian-Jenner family: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe, Kris, Kendall and Kylie.

Kim Kardashian broke the news that the show was ending, writing on Twitter: “It is with heavy hearts that we’ve made the difficult decision as a family to say goodbye to Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

“After what will be 14 years, 20 seasons, hundreds of episodes and numerous spin-off shows, we are beyond grateful to all of you who’ve watched us for all of these years - through the good times, the bad times, the tears and the many relationships and children.”

What Kim hasn’t mentioned there is all the bats*** quotes to have come out of the series over the years, so we’ve compiled our 15 favourites below. Technically, some of them were said in interviews, but they were too good not to include…

When Kim was determined not to ruin her contouring

“I’ll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.” – Kim Kardashian

When Khloe found out she was going to prison for missing a DUI class

“Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister’s going to jail.” – Kris Jenner

When Kourtney, whose estimated net worth is $35m, told Kim to get some perspective

"My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone." — Kim Kardashian (crying)

"Kim, there are people that are dying." — Kourtney Kardashian  

When Kris yelled about how calm she was

"I'm not crazy, I'm chilling." — Kris Jenner (screaming)

When Kris was not up for a digital detox

“I don’t have any cell service here and it’s making me have a rash.” – Kris Jenner

When Kourtney saw the light

“I’m not coming to New York anymore. God is telling me not to come.” – Kourtney Kardashian

When Kris gave words of encouragement for her daughter Kim's Playboy photoshoot

“Kim, you’re doing amazing sweetie.” – Kris Jenner  

When Kendall was a wise, wise owl

“Holding your pee is no way to live life.” — Kendall Jenner

When Kourtney gave TMI about her baby

"I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it.” – Kourtney Kardashian

When Khloe revealed her greatest love

"I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.” – Khloe Kardashian

When Kim said she doesn’t like naming children after directions except for North  

"North has a better direction. I don't think we'll go with another direction. I think South is so stupid. It's the stupidest thing ever.”

When Kylie had a revelation in 2017

"I feel like every year has a new energy. And I feel like this year is really about like, the year of realising stuff… Everyone around me, we’re all just realising things.” – Kylie Jenner

When Kim talked about Britney Spears

"She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than, 'No thanks?' Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks." – Kim Kardashian

When Kendall and Kylie had a fight

“I will hit you in the throat.” – Kylie Jenner

When Kim got political

"I had dinner with Obama once, and he just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto." – Kim Kardashian