Keyboard mightier than the mace
Dancefloor/ hustings interface
DJ's van by PM's place
Things can only get better
If the disc hits number one
Party coffers make a ton
Must be true-it's in The Sun
Things can only get better
Candidates who undersell
Go to lost-deposit hell
Crank that bass up, Martin Bell
Things can only get better
Out goes beer and ready-rub
In comes gear and heavy dub
Better tell The Monday Club
Things can only get better
Tory, Labour and Lib-Dem
Need a brand new strategem BPM* to be PM
Things can only get better
*BPM - beats per minute
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