Album: Selena Gomez, Stars Dance (Hollywood)

Stars Dance is nominally by Selena Gomez, the 21-year-old Disney actress and Bieber girlfriend, but in reality it could be by almost anyone.

Consisting of standard, supermarket-own-brand, sub-Britney sexpop, this album has been given to her to wear, just like a stylist giving her an outfit for a photo shoot. Even given these facts, it's a pop record, which means one killer track would redeem everything. Predictably enough, it never comes.