Music: Lyric Sheets

Blur are demanding a recount on last week's pop charts after sales data was accidentally erased from the chart compilers' computer. Blur's manager Chris Morrison claims that the band lost up to 40 per cent of sales from their single, "Coffee+TV".

How the Pop Charts Work

Sales. Product. Unit. Happening.

Outlets. Target. Placing. Yep.

Video. Artwork. Brilliant. Airplay.

Money. CD bullet. Rep.

Studio. Roadwork. Tickets. Mixing.

Session. Plugger. Drum track. Sweet.

Merger. Money. Exports. Publish.

Money. Peaking. Major. Beat.

A&R Man. Frontman. Side-man.

Promo. Wicked. Market. Big.

Money. DJ. Money. Money.

Website. Kicking. Anthem. Gig.

Charlie. Money. Funky. Freebies.

Pressure. Dissing. Money. Track.

Techno. Deadzone. Radio. Money.

Money. Money. Favour. Crack.

Chartwise. Goodguys. Hi-Fis. White lies.

Sound man. Money. Pace. Respect.

Money. Glasto. Live-act. Whammy.

Money. Money. Money. Wrecked.

Money. Click-track. Ambient. Money.

Session. Guest list. Stiff. Advance.

Money. Money. Soundscape. Money.

Money. Bootleg. Money. Dance.

Sexy. Money. Bangin'. Money.

Money. Hardcore. Money. Move.

Software. Money. Single. Money.

Mega. Money. Money. Groove.

Money. Bonus. Cash. Exclusive.

Money. Money. Business Course.

Money. Stateside. Money. Money.

Money. Money. Money. Force.

Money. Money. Money. Money.

Money. Money. Money. Money.

Money. Money. Money. Money.

Money. Money. Money. Money.

Aaaaand remember kids:

Keep on buying what WE tell you to