The Return (15) <!-- none onestar twostar threestar fourstar fivestar -->

Not to be confused with the superb Russian film of the same name a few years back, this is paranormal hokum that hasn't even the decency to amuse. Sarah Michelle Gellar plays a Midwesterner who's got a bad case of the flashbacks, though the life to which she's flashing back is not her own. Go figure, or rather, don't: it's slow, murky and tedious. Adam Scott, as Gellar's stalker ex, is a contender for the most pointless role ever in a movie.