Spectre: 19 shots from Sam Smith's 'Writing On The Wall' music video of James Bond

We watched it so you don't have to

A shot from Smith's music video showing Daniel Craig and Monica Bellucci's characters kissing

Sam Smith’s ‘Writing’s On The Wall’ hit the airwaves with a bang, becoming the first Bond song to reach number one in the UK. Unfortunately for the ‘Lay Me Down’ hitmaker, there are quite a few people out there who don’t like him but do like 007.

If you’re one of those people, you’re probably not wanting to sit through 4 minutes 44 seconds of Smith pouting away. Luckily for you, we’ve done exactly that and taken screenshots of all the Spectre parts for you to enjoy.

Here’s the video if you are so inclined. If not, the shots are below.

First off we see Bond walking up some dimly lit stairs.

Then through a courtyard

Bit more courtyard drama

We're not sure who Valerio Toma is either

Moody looking Craig donning sunglasses

Monica Bellucci having a drink

Monica Bellucci with two bodyguards by a pool

Things are starting to heat up in here!

Looks like they're not saving the kiss for the movie then...

A shady looking Christoph Waltz (we presume)

A big, open shot of some snowy mountains

French actress Léa Seydoux playing Dr Madeleine Swann. She doesn't look too happy

Seydoux looking up at a man from her bed - no prizes for guessing who it is

Of course it's Bond!

Another wide shot, this time of a desert

Looking good, Bond and Swann

Sam Smith's still singing apparently

*Sad Emoji*

One last shot of Bond

And there we have it, not a single shot of Sam Smith in sight. Few.

'Writing's On The Wall' is co-written by Smith and regular collaborator Jimmy Napes, and features production by dance duo Disclosure. One critic said the song justified Smith’s claim that it only took 20 minutes to write.

Spectre is set for UK release on 26 October