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The song The Lonely Island wanted to perform at the 2018 Oscars

'Saved the world from the devil below/ But I'm sure it was hard for Sir Daniel Day-Lewis to learn how to sew'

Clarisse Loughrey
Tuesday 06 March 2018 09:38 GMT
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Jimmy Kimmel's idea to have a star-studded troupe crash a local cinema screening - ending in Armie Hammer launching hot dogs into the audience - wasn't the most elaborate bit pitched for this year's Academy Awards.

The Lonely Island, in fact, penned a track so celebrity-packed, so deliberately unfeasible that it was ultimately rejected for being "financially and logistically impossible".

Titled "Why Not Me?", the song addresses the yearly conversation as to why so many big-budgeted, popular films never get a look-in when it comes to the big awards.

Opening on Thor and Wonder Woman, the latter laments: "Why not me? I left my family to fight for what's right/ Saved the world from the devil below/ But I'm sure it was hard for Sir Daniel Day-Lewis to learn how to sew."

Pennywise, AKA It's killer clown, then decides to chime in. "Why not me? In All the Money in the World, they kidnapped one kind/ And they got a nomination; I killed hundreds/ I guess that's what you get when you're not 'classically handsome'," he sings.

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Girl's Trip's Tiffany Haddish also gets her say, with the four Chrises (Hemsworth, Evans, Pine, and Pratt) petitioning for their own "Best Chris" award they can share between them; Michael Fassbender even attempts to join in before realising his film The Snowman was neither a box office smash nor critically acclaimed.

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