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Alexei Sayle: At least DeLorean proved something...00:00
After the election, the Tories can have their much-needed row about tax and spending00:00
British surfer fights off great white shark00:00
Rachmaninov proves Tolstoy wrong by topping poll of favourite classical tunes00:00
Wellens' persistence redeems punishing weekend for Saints00:00
The Flight affair exposes the Tory leader to the charge of gross political misjudgement00:00
Nepal's police arrest scores of anti-royal protesters00:00
Cricket diplomacy goes further as Pakistan star weds Indian00:00
Chamber Orchestra of Europe/Andras Schiff, Royal Festival Hall, London00:00
Paul Hester00:00
A matter of life and death00:00
Teachers: Academies are recipe for chaos00:00
Born to be wild00:00
Retailers face 'unfair' 15.7% jump in business rates bills00:00
Teacher jailed for confronting youth with pellet gun00:00
LS Lowry's brilliant but tragic protégé gets her day in the sun00:00
Hugh McKenzie00:00
Can't pay, won't pay00:00
Terry, the natural born leader, courts captaincy00:00
Kay injury threatens Leicester's ambitions in Europe00:00
James Lawton: Ugly truth that values victory above skill00:00
Grim reminder in a region where scars are yet to heal00:00
Hockey: Early goals end Cannock's hopes of European glory00:00
Howard's way steers Luton back to top00:00
Beryl Pomeroy00:00
'I don't want to talk about it'00:00
City academies, too, must be judged by results00:00
Skoda's image gets clearer00:00
Massive earthquake causes panic in Asia00:00
'Statesman' has sex change for a week00:00
Henman wins mind games in thrashing of Chela00:00
The Week Ahead: Mothercare prepares for further blows00:00
Susan Bullock/Malcolm Martineau, Wigmore Hall, London00:00
Augusta owes Monty extra shot at the Masters00:00
Struggling Safin falls to Hrbaty as seeds crash in Miami00:00
One year on, Irish ban on smoking in pubs is hailed a striking success00:00
Mafia mania keeps 'The Chin' up00:00
Taylor shaken as Killen topples Hull00:00
Ilham Aliyev: The people of Azerbaijan will liberate their lands00:00
No recovery in sight for ISA sales00:00
Relax - I'm not going to draw a cartoon00:00
March tramples Rhinos underfoot00:00
Nyman with a Chinese accent00:00
NUT members win record injury pay-outs00:00
A shock waiting to happen since Boxing Day00:00
Monument to Franco may be converted into memorial to his victims00:00
These shoes weren't made for walking00:00
Kiyonari's flying start denies hosts00:00
Rubble buries thousands on the surfers' paradise where quake hit00:00
Jackson's past accusers allowed to testify00:00
Lenient law blamed as cases of fraud double to £756m00:00
Autopilots 'turn crew into machine-minders and threaten safety'00:00
Motorway traffic reduced to a crawl by great Easter return00:00
Mirza and Karthikeyan's rise redefines the boundary of India's cricket obsession00:00
Equestrianism: O'Connor ponders appeal against loss of gold medal00:00
Alberto wary of fear factor as youthful Azerbaijan regroup00:00
There is a way to get addicts off drugs00:00
Predator Owen sets sights on record00:00
Racing: Walsh steals National stage from father Ted00:00
Ecclestone still driving force after court defeat00:00
Glasgow's safebreaker and war hero honoured by film-maker00:00
Gilchrist gives Australia edge00:00
If the four-wheel drive car fits...00:00
Small Talk: Cash shells rush on to market to beat deadline00:00
A beginner's guide to spotting bumblebees00:00
New music00:00
Canadian airport security company aims to raise £25m in float00:00
Sony is ordered to stop selling PlayStation consoles in US in row over patent rights00:00
Schiavo's death 'nears' as protest goes to Washington00:00
Ricketts lives up to pedigree00:00
Preaching to the unconverted00:00
Cycling: Novice rider tags on to Hayles' success00:00
Fearful fantasies about the natural world00:00
Stephen King: Reading the runes of bond market uncertainty00:00
Glastonbury plans a silent disco00:00
Blow to Howard as activists back Flight00:00
'Vote swappers' aim to wipe out leading Conservatives in internet campaign00:00
A Question of Health00:00
Liverpool shows how it can house travellers in harmony00:00
Noisy staff could land employers in jail as part of a crackdown over noise pollution00:00
Terror Act suspect 'had soldier's address'00:00
Jonathan King leaves jail vowing to appeal00:00
Yeo's early strike has Lincoln on the rise00:00
Last Chance To Buy: Renault Laguna00:00
Donald blow as Funk storms home00:00
Jenny Kuper: We have finally begun to care about child soldiers00:00
Alfasud00:00
Turley keeps nerve to kick-start Leigh campaign00:00
Video captures North Korean 'executions'00:00
Brazil: Battle for the heart of the rainforest00:00
James Lawton: Best and worst scenario if Rooney loses plot00:00
John Thurso: Bull bars are a frivolous fashion - and deadly with it00:00
Mugabe condemns Archbishop who called for mass uprising as 'halfwit'00:00
Kerr promises changes for Chinese00:00
Meredith Davies00:00
Dallas strikes late to help injury-hit Wigan plunder spoils00:00
Indonesian Earthquake: 'I thought I was hallucinating at first but then I could hear my neighbours screaming'00:00
Mourinho admits: I didn't see anything00:00
HSBC faces strike threat as talks on pay break down00:00
England clutch at straws by casting Farrell as saviour00:00
English place names purged to boost Gaelic00:00
Former Crowded House drummer found hanged00:00
Knesset rejects call for vote on Gaza Strip pull-out00:00
Thomas More, RSC Swan, Stratford-upon-Avon00:00
Drink and drugs link to railway line deaths00:00
Mopar Muscle by Robert Genat00:00
Health Check: 'If there is a problem of vitamin D deficiency in sunny Australia, what can it be like in Britain?'00:00
Essential mix00:00
Car Doctor: Why does my diesel Mondeo cut out?00:00
'Irritable' Henman striving to address age syndrome00:00
In America: When you run the show, you might as well take the credit00:00
ECB warns on payments plan00:00
Rowan Williams: Fear of death leads to ludicrous forms of escapism00:00
A cesspit of jealous hacks00:00
Paul Barker: The working-class hero with a tragi-comic flaw00:00
Move over Harry Potter, children want to read about the spying game00:00
My Mentor: Martin Townsend on Richard Desmond00:00
The thin controller00:00
BBC SO/Muraro/Cambreling, Barbican, London00:00
Pacific first for Frenchwoman who rowed solo across ocean in wake of 'Kon-Tiki' explorer00:00
Children refuse fruit, even when it's free00:00
Boat Race: Size matters as mighty Oxford leave Light Blues in their wake00:00
Resurrection shuffle00:00
Sagittarian housewives from Leeds top Britain's happiness league table00:00
Don't call me a spin doctor00:00
Lord Callaghan of Cardiff00:00
Haslam takes pole with scorching Brands lap00:00
Stephen Glover on the Press00:00
A charter for pupils' conduct is a sad necessity00:00
Beckham's stock plummets as England embark on goal rush00:00
David Yelland's Media Diary00:00
Stolen from right under our noses00:00
Libya to eclipse the competition as the astronomer's top holiday destination00:00
Irish frustrated but destiny still in their hands00:00
Labour will give all chance to be middle class, says Milburn00:00
Athletics: Radcliffe on track for capital00:00
Smith fashions a positive response but stylish Italy hold sway00:00
On-the-spot fines create a new class of 'semi-criminals'00:00
NHS, abortion and others00:00
Call waiting ...00:00
Robben limps out of crucial Chelsea games00:00
Glenda Bailey: Woman at work00:00
Butch Harmon: Masters and pupils; golfing guru who nurtured Tiger to top of food chain00:00
The women in Wagner00:00
Henson stakes Lions claim as Ospreys soar to victory00:00
Shobana Jeyasingh, Queen Elizabeth Hall, London00:00
Donald and Westwood prosper in the tempest00:00
Rooney 'blessing' has England praying for World Cup fitness00:00
Mark Wnek on Advertising00:00
Banish Bank Holiday blues00:00
Final coda for Jazz FM as smoothies take the helm00:00
Press is boorish, intolerant and belligerent, says editor's widow00:00
Book of the week: The Family Game By Michael James00:00
When dying becomes a public spectacle00:00
Fear and loathing in Liverpool00:00
'He just needed pointing in the right direction'00:00
Fagan grabs point as Hull reclaim the high ground00:00
Grant chequebook journalism pays off00:00
Does Labour still have enough to offer the new middle class it helped to create?00:00
Boat Race: Drury keeps steady hand on tiller after change of channels00:00
Tories to introduce 'informal' childcare grants for relatives00:00
Biggs' charge has Tigers on run in tonic for Leeds survival hopes00:00
McCartneys consider Omagh-style civil suit00:00
Cycling: Pendleton surprise on day of golden double00:00
Razorlight, Alexandra Palace, London00:00
My Life In Media: Robin Lustig00:00
Zimbabwe archbishop calls on nation to rise against Mugabe00:00
Hold on to your lunch: 'Rita' is fastest roller yet00:00
Savage missed as Toshack accepts blame for defeat00:00
Racing: Blues And Royals in front line after Shamardal's flop00:00
Inside Story: So, what exactly do you do all day?00:00
Mourinho's nurturing of Cole's self-belief asks questions of Eriksson00:00
Barrett equal to uphill struggle00:00
Cardinal: Abortion as bad as Nazi eugenics00:00
Keast still shopping for success00:00
Saints lose Lyon but Williams due for Broncos debut00:00
Alan Milburn: 'I admit there are people who don't support us the way they did, who have grave doubts'00:00
Jackson claims to be victim of conspiracy00:00
The Ten Best: Music biographies00:00
Fireworks from Afridi set up thrilling finish00:00
Taylor to continue as coach of England Under-21s00:00
Goldshield chiefs arrested in inquiry00:00
Williams rails against 'disgust at growing old'00:00
Kennedy admits he fears for job00:00
Teachers vote for crackdown on discipline00:00
Dawn Airey on Broadcasting00:00
Ousted Pru chief could net £1.8m pay-off00:00
Tough Cookies, by Simon Wright00:00
Rusedski at the double to make up for singles strife00:00
Singer's gastric bypass proves it ain't over until the fat lady slims00:00
For the flood victims with feathers - a £14m government nest egg to build new homes00:00
Endemol targets Dyke to lead £1.75bn float00:00
Basketball: Eagles stay in hunt as title race goes to wire00:00
Spring brings glimmer of hope for rebound in consumer spending00:00
Yes, Mr Howard acted ruthlessly, but the crime merited the punishment00:00
Alex James: 'I was hoping to see the Beast of Burford, our local sheep-noshing monster'00:00
Nine-try Bristol demolish rivals00:00
Flight meets lawyers as backlash grows over deselection00:00
Montoya a doubt for Bahrain following tennis fall00:00
Dreary Bath clean up in the rain00:00
Lovely Evening/In the Blue, Theatre 503, London00:00
DIY by numbers00:00
Shaazka Beyerle: The Tulip Revolution must not go wrong now