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Bernard Mariette: And he'll have fun, fun, fun - except for the 'stupid questions from analysts'00:00
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Saddam and van Hoogstraten's lawyer, the BBC and a stalled deal00:00
Stop speaking, start snapping: NEC's mission to make the world see in 3G00:00
Bangkok Stories: Pick-me-up for the sleaze king00:00
I don't want to steal your life, just flick through your medical records00:00
The Week Ahead: City wonders if Rentokil can get radical and stop the rot00:00
Master of vice00:00
Tom Hodgkinson: Just don't do it!00:00
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Veterans prepare new attack on Kerry00:00
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In with the Cape crowd00:00
Telegraph director nets £1m retirement bonanza00:00
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Rob Brydon, Pleasance<br/>Katherine Jakeways/Gavin & Gavin, Assembly Rooms, Edinburgh00:00
The bank that liked to say yes to the dirty cash of Third World dictators00:00
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Gregg lays down £20m truce terms at Everton00:00
Dizzee Rascal: Boy out da corner00:00
Hamish McRae: A poisoned chalice for a new president, but the Democrat could still make a difference00:00
No pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: fashion shops sunk by volatile weather00:00
Rowan Pelling: A spectator's view of Tory totty in full party swing00:00
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Plastic bullets for borrowers at Barclaycard00:00
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A cheeky little number - with just a hint of spud00:00
Melanie McDonagh: Jolly good show, chaps. Anyone for boxing?00:00
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Sacha Baron Cohen: After Ali00:00
My Round: Grape expectations00:00
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Encyclopédie by Philipp Blom00:00
PopCo by Scarlett Thomas00:00
Deals Of The Week: From Brussels to Cape Town00:00
Family Outings: Concorde at Filton00:00
Petrol pump prices to dip even as crude oil soars above $50 a barrel00:00
No hard-luck story: fortune is favouring the lottery00:00
Melanie Bien: Endowment victim? Make your claim now00:00
After years in an investment black hole, satellites are sexy again00:00
Harbin of gloom: Chinese chiefs sue SABMiller for £3.9m00:00
Amanda Platell: The new moral correctness00:00
John Kampfner: Bugger Brighton, Bournemouth & Blackpool00:00
The Red Queen by Margaret Drabble00:00
David Miliband vs the German show-jumping team: no contest00:00
'Neglected stepchildren' bite back at De Beers00:00
Enrol here for a postgraduate course in tackling your debts00:00
Express boss in cut-price bid to buy out Barclays at West Ferry00:00
The Village (12A)00:00
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Tools Of The Trade: The Ximeta NetDisk Office storage system00:00
O'Neill hopeful that Juninho signing is imminent00:00
Kinnear at the centre of Forest's fight for parity00:00
Athletics: Denise is a real fighter, but she is up against it00:00
Cover for students forced to quit early00:00
WPP set for $1.3bn Grey bid as advertising revenues rebound00:00
When the tide turns00:00
David Willetts, Shadow Pensions Secretary: Why 'Two Brains' is confident of meltdown00:00
Ratatouille00:00
Secrets of Success: Wise rules to follow for healthy returns00:00
BHP Billiton in talks on Indian steel plant00:00
Readers pledge £169,650 in race to save refugees00:00
My Life In Travel: Charles Worthington00:00
The Week In Review: BHP Billiton enjoys boom in oil and commodity prices00:00
Britain's last D-Day gunboat could be sold overseas00:00
Murder of woman, 22, linked to Marsha case00:00
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David Conn: Bradford's escape proves clubs' survival-skills intact00:00
Faith & Reason: We should look to Rome not Athens for corporeal truth00:00
Caddick vents anger at England selectors00:00
Shop around for the best rates before using your cards abroad00:00
Sailing: Ainslie on brink of completing his renaissance00:00
Simon Calder: The Man Who Pays His Way00:00
De Berniÿres seeks happy ending after book draft is stolen00:00
Stand up and be counted: Edinburgh's 50 best jokes00:00
The animal house00:00
Police seize babies from 'miracle' evangelist00:00
Olympic Diary00:00
Anthony Sampson: The European taste for langorous holidays which we secretly envy and long to copy00:00
Bethan Marshall: Getting into university should not be a race00:00
Net a healthy profit from the global cyber marketplace00:00
BA freezes bookings as strike talks go on00:00
Athletics: Alaa Hikmat Jassim (Iraq) Eliminated in the 100m heats yesterday00:00
Macbeth, Scotland's Theatre Gateway, Edinburgh00:00
Athletics: Campbell relies on prayer after scan reveals injury00:00
London Zoo's Komodo dragon dies scaling wall00:00
Wealth Check: 'We want to take the leap into the property market'00:00
Boxing: Khan's firepower points to a golden career00:00
Fusions, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire00:00
Marathon: Radcliffe's earning power to surge - if she wins tomorrow's marathon00:00
PsychoGeography #47: Never mind the rowlocks00:00
Making tracks00:00
BSkyB signs deal for new motor racing 'World Cup'00:00
TanzaniteOne joins the growing list of miners on AIM00:00
Biologist hacked down hydrangeas over path00:00
'Le Freak' from Oldham joins style bible's list of world's top supermodels00:00
24-Hour Room Service: Villa Guaiamu, Brazil00:00
Athletics: Ottey passes first test of record seventh Olympic effort00:00
Paula Radcliffe: Going the distance for that elusive gold00:00
Rowing: Pinsent and co face moment of truth00:00
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Friends Provident cuts with-profits payouts00:00
Questions of Cash: I lost out when cash machine failed to deliver00:00
Events Planner: Sporting events00:00
Maoists tighten grip on Kathmandu with bombs and blockade00:00
Judo: Lack of fighting spirit costs Britons00:00
The British disease that should have been tackled long ago00:00
Lawyers join the race for medals in the Olympics00:00
48 Hours In Malta00:00
Athletics: Awesome Bekele storms to gold as Haile runs out of puff00:00
Marathon: Radcliffe faces the most gruelling course of all00:00
Cellar notes #47: The toast of Calais00:00
FSA warns of deadline for insurance sellers00:00
Spearman fills his boots00:00
Adrian Chiles: So what do football analysts do to waste time at work?00:00
Scimeca crosses divide to find room at the top00:00
New deal to empower next man in West Indies hot seat00:00
Gold for Pinsent's four - by eight-hundredths of a second00:00
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...00:00
Racing: Jumpup to muffle Johnston's firepower00:00
The Independent Parent: We'd like a quiet villa in Greece in October half-term. Any ideas?00:00
Astonishment as £13.4m Woodgate joins Real Madrid00:00
Cycling: Britain celebrates golden finale to Hoy story00:00
Athletics: Ottey passes first test of record seventh Olympic effort00:00
Insurers count the cost of a week of global devastation00:00
England tail-enders complete humiliation of Lara's flops00:00
HBOS may cut 9,000 jobs if it wins Abbey00:00
Sadr's militia still resisting despite claims of surrender00:00
Africa: A scar on the conscience of the world00:00
Racing: McEvoy turns up trumps on King00:00
Tennis: Fish avenges Roddick's defeat00:00
Chelsea linked with Angulo swoop00:00
Pakistan's pursuit of Bhuttos leads them to a £4m Surrey mansion00:00
French fields00:00
Hollywood gets its claws into Russia's horror blockbuster00:00
Winner takes all as White's Boks face up to Wallabies00:00
Center Parcs plans £28m expansion00:00
After the deluge00:00
Farrell and Radlinski combine to undo Saints00:00
Oil prices slip back after coming close to $50 level00:00
James Daley: From the regulator: more confusion, less transparency for investors00:00
Weak opposition not the only tale of Vaughan's magical summer00:00
Bronfman helps Warner Music move into the black00:00
Iraq, A-Levels and others00:00
A walk on the wild side00:00
Financial sector grows to 30% of UK economy00:00
Golden era of the ancient Greeks (before Spoilus Sportus barged in on the party)00:00
Private Investor: Claiming for your accident could prove a right pain00:00
Market Report: Broker's bullish note puts fizz into Rexam00:00
The Complete Guide To The Northern Lights00:00
Five Best: Hotels in films00:00
Athletics: Robina Yaar (Afghanistan) Eliminated in the 100m heats yesterday00:00
When everyone's an artist in their own right, art becomes meaningless00:00
Marrow tart with black olives and goats' cheese00:00
Benitez ready to ensure Spanish revolution retains Anfield spirit00:00
Villarreal reach deal with United for Forlan00:00
Something To Declare: Club class Caribbean; England's most beautiful railway; mobiles when mobile00:00
Doherty makes Norwich move00:00
Found: a holy white elephant00:00
Pubs to put a check on Burberry00:00
Paula Radcliffe: Going the distance for that elusive gold00:00
Lane lurks after Cink takes lead with career best00:00
A connoisseur's guide to the booze cruise00:00
Dental watchdog given greater powers to tackle practices which overcharge patients00:00
Another delay for Equitable complaints00:00
Checa on course for pole in wet conditions00:00
Paul Merton's Impro Chums, The Pleasance00:00
Sir David Steel00:00
Company Spotlight: One business makes the internet a really safe bet00:00
Kayaking: Walsh takes silver after timing error00:00
This week's weather has passed me by00:00
From village idiot to galactico: a journey to confound sceptics00:00
Swimming: Phelps captures gold medal No 500:00
Something For The Weekend?00:00
The Week in Arts: There are times when a few slips are irrelevant00:00
40km tunnel will try to unravel secrets of universe00:00
The return of fur to the catwalks shows there's a fashion in ethics too00:00
British Airways strike called off00:00
French beans with girolles00:00
Dennis Rommedahl: Rommedahl bursts into the big league00:00
Leeds renew legal feud with Harris over contract00:00
Rupert Everett: Prince charming00:00
Robert Lewin00:00
Charter in inquiry into suspected £10m fraud by employee