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Pots of opportunities for gardeners' weed from hell00:00
Take a letter. Oh, and buy my mistress a present00:00
White farmers face new wave of arrests00:00
Fat Britain weighs in slightly below US00:00
Clayton Hirst: Amey will need all its 'added value solutions' to stay out of the red00:00
Rapist of 13-year-old girl may be serial attacker00:00
Met faces cash crisis over crime targets00:00
Ethical firm finds perfect punchline00:00
Scotland's embarrassment is incomplete00:00
More cash, less flow00:00
Hughes rekindles Welsh belief00:00
Gillingham sliced apart by Merson's cutting edge00:00
Nuclear deal scuppered by Treasury00:00
Chris Tarrant could cost Capital a million on air00:00
Al-Qa'ida attack on UK 'inevitable'00:00
Irish lose way in Moscow smog00:00
Bush wages two-fronted campaign for Iraqi war00:00
Stewart's echoing strike00:00
All-American dream ticket00:00
Review biased in favour of status quo, say opponents00:00
The importance of being able to pocket £50,000 for one's stately film location00:00
Sisterhood slams door on spectacle00:00
Security checks for care staff on hold00:00
Starring Rupert Murdoch: the crusader returns00:00
Howard's way works well in the Leeds generation game00:00
A touch of Coombe Dingle in Colombo00:00
New Viagra gives family man the droop00:00
DJ Taylor: It's only Mick and Keef but we like them00:00
Matt Holland: Two howlers to start – and more later on00:00
The men from literature and medicine who put on a show of vulgarity00:00
The law of the jungle creates a bloodbath at 'News at Ten'00:00
Pro-hunt activists to target roads, Parliament and sporting events00:00
Gleeson's double sets up Irish00:00
Callard finds new friends in the north00:00
Armfield: 'Friendlies are vital'00:00
Paul begins trying game as Sale are torn apart00:00
Reid and Flo are stemming the flow of criticism00:00
Games at a premium as insurance costs surge00:00
Whisky galore00:00
Peter Corrigan: Time for trust – and a firmer grip on the game00:00
Rebels threaten to force own director on Telewest board00:00
Mel Gibson: 'I think I'm mellowing in my old age'00:00
Questions over Safeway sales00:00
'I try to quell my rage at the murderer of my brother'00:00
Film Studies: Shooting from the head00:00
UN blocks future Earth Summits00:00
Brian Friel: Our extraordinary man from Buncrana00:00
Jobs axe falls as fewer clients consult Oracle00:00
Horsman leads raid of the Borders00:00
Smoking cure has slimming side effect00:00
Dravid drives his way into history books00:00
Is the Last Night on its last legs?00:00
Welcome to the Roger and Derek show00:00
Wiltord's fine finish saves France from threat of further failure00:00
Tigers roar back – on and off the pitch00:00
In search of: The king of tango in Uruguay00:00
Grayson makes most of a grey day00:00
Time for Tudor and Co to lead the charge00:00
Sleepover: Number 31 - A bed for the night in Dublin00:00
Majority of MPs back plan for 'informal' recall of Parliament00:00
Arcadia: Green going it alone00:00
Branson bolsters the Blues by £1bn00:00
Nats at risk if Iraq war breaks out00:00
Donald Rumsfeld: We must act to prevent a greater evil, even if that act means war00:00
Blair loses voter confidence over Iraq00:00
Legend of Tendulkar fails to follow century script00:00
England find a partner for Owen00:00
Blades are too sharp for careless Canaries00:00
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson: If-You've-Got-It Flaunt-It-Girl00:00
US agencies intercept signs of plans for a new al-Qa'ida attack on anniversary00:00
They really want to believe that he is dead00:00
Homes in flood areas 'to be refused insurance'00:00
Who wants to be a guitar hero?00:00
Roeder cast as mettle detector00:00
Els uneasy as Karlsson walks tall00:00
Dancers out of step with Royal Ballet chief00:00
Rio plays the unflappable leader elect00:00
My Round: How do you make a good G&T with gin that tastes like paint-stripper?00:00
Midnight at the Oasis00:00
Get results or go, Tories warn Duncan Smith00:00
Prom 59: Munich Philharmonic/Levine/ Brendel <br></br>Prom 56: London Philharmonic/Masur <br></br>Prom 58: Sinfonia 21/ Brabbins/Sylvan, Royal Albert Hall, London00:00
One hour from: Hamburg00:00
Pro-hunt activists to target roads, Parliament and sporting events00:00
Welcome to the Roger and Derek show00:00
More cash, less flow00:00
Athletics: Six of the worst prompt Greene to exit world stage00:00
Second helpings: Other up-market fish and chips00:00
Racing: Dettori's late swoop clips Hawk's wings00:00
Bomb suspect warned friend to stay away00:00
Clarke top of the class of 200200:00
Ministers act over unions' fears for pensions00:00
Saddam is a tyrant. But he's shown no signs of being a suicidal tyrant00:00
Doctors threaten to quit over Bill00:00
Portugal pounce after Smith hints at a new chapter00:00
Garbage, Electric Ballroom, London <br></br>Cathal Coughlan, Borderline, London00:00
If you want to make money on the stock market, deal with a woman00:00
Amey plans £40m technology sell-off to soothe City nerves00:00
Dalmiya scuppers ICC's peace deal00:00
Racing: Balakheri can end the barren run00:00
Air raid is a taste of what Baghdad may face00:00
Islamic Jihad leader arrested as Israeli tanks roll into Gaza again00:00
Tara and her C-list celebrity chums revive ITV fortunes00:00
Counter culture00:00
Rowing: The maverick who is as keen to win as Keane00:00
Unbelievably thoughtless00:00
Charlie Courtauld: The hole in my back tooth and my MS: are they in some way related?00:00
Puttnam hits back on the media killing field00:00
Ian Bright: Get a grip on your budget, Mr Bush00:00
Blair: Iraq is a direct and very real threat to Britain00:00
Confusion reigns over Eriksson's long-term strategy00:00
In search of: The king of tango in Uruguay00:00
Revealed: The Taliban minister, the US envoy and the warning of September 11 that was ignored00:00
Watch for lone terrorists on the day, police warn00:00
Falconio suspect fights DNA move00:00
Stan And Ollie<br></br>London In The 20th Century<br></br>Food In History<br></br>The Forgiveness Of Nature<br></br>Pleasing Myself00:00
The Painted Heron, London00:00
Police hold 16 after two Afghan attacks00:00
President Bush will have to shock the American people into war00:00
The Victorians by AN Wilson00:00
Lovestruck cashier tried to do underworld deal00:00
The Independent Parent: Your questions answered00:00
Gray and Blakey sustain survival ambitions00:00
Pryce snatches win to keep Bulls' hopes alive00:00
Williams sisters set up fourth meeting in Grand Slam final00:00
This Europe: You want to cross at a red light? Fine00:00
Skiing: Baxter waits to hear if Olympic bronze medal will be returned00:00
Equestrianism: Irvine-Brown maintains her surprise lead00:00
Armed police to man checkpoints in London as drug-related crime soars00:00
James and Robinson keep faith in the future00:00
England doctor will make own checks on injured players00:00
Wright-Phillips' strike rescues England as Yugoslavs show neat touches00:00
Porno by Irvine Welsh00:00
Athletics: Burger-powered Chambers leaves Greene gasping00:00
From staple to delicacy, the fading fortune of the flat oyster00:00
MMR row is 'hampering research into autism'00:00
In Churchill's Shadow: Confronting The Past In Modern Britain by David Cannadine00:00
QC to lead inquiry on jailed sex-case doctor00:00
How Buffy's secret wedding bewitched the paparazzi00:00
Blunkett sends in troubleshooters to sort out delays in clearing teaching staff00:00
A word in your ear: The Lord of the Rings00:00
Teenage brothers are found guilty of killing their father00:00
Caddick has chance to repel young pretenders00:00
League expects more clubs to mirror Derby's crisis00:00
Disney turns to Ealing Studios for animation00:00
New generation may leave Leonard short of milestone00:00
Westwood weighed down by Ryder Cup00:00
Russell punishes promotion hopefuls00:00
Georgians join Russia in hunt for Chechen rebels00:00
Lynam's cool helps journey back to the comfort zone00:00
Video Games: Spider-Man <br></br>Lego Football Mania <br></br>Punch King <br></br>Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force00:00
Grand tours: The Buick stops here00:00
Beauty queens fight over title and topless pictures00:00
Economy shrank over summer, says National Institute00:00
Connacht edge past Cardiff00:00
How I was outwitted by a dark pool of nothingness full of odd delights00:00
Wetherspoon to open at 10am00:00
Don't bomb Iraq, says Putin00:00
Bush phones around for support in war on Iraq00:00
Something for the weekend: 2000 Alamos Chardonnay<br></br>1998 Vinha Padre Pedro<br></br>2001 Lands End Sauvignon Blanc<br></br>2001 Terra Vitis Corbiÿre00:00
Baroness Young, enemy of gay rights, dies at 7500:00
England stung by India's fightback00:00
Somethng to Declare: Across the Yucatan, by train00:00
Two in five face job vetting in drive to detect offenders00:00
A week in books: Art against money in Cape Cod00:00
Hearn taking the helm at Cordiant in 'dire' conditions00:00
No wonder British music industry prospects are so poor00:00
Germans 'foil anniversary attack on American base'00:00
Lawrence suspects are jailed for racial abuse00:00
Go-Ahead blames Railtrack for the train timetables 'doomed to failure'00:00
Warwickshire suffer in rain00:00
We'll break any strike, say part-time firefighters00:00
James Lawton: Eriksson makes dangerous error by sleeping with the enemy00:00
Mr Duncan Smith and the strange living death of the Tory party00:00
Roddick has no answer to Sampras the master00:00
Birchall's opener wasted as Wales succumb to sucker punch by Sjolund00:00
There are still some good beers to worship00:00
Clarke receives replacement call-up while in hospital00:00
I'm a little sad, says the man who's making £26m from selling Arcadia00:00
Boxing: Woods can be worthy foe00:00
Woodward and clubs agree compromise over players00:00
Rangers undaunted by big losses00:00
Kangaroo bounces back00:00
President Bush will have to shock the American people into war00:00
I helped kill Kosovan baby, soldier tells Milosevic trial00:00
Paul Vallely: My advice to Blunkett is to put a sock in it, motormouth00:00
Athletics: McConnell can finish her 'dream summer' with lucrative flourish00:00
No-fly zones hold key to successful assault on Baghdad00:00
A failure of intelligence?00:00
France's futuristic theme park becomes a little passé00:00
'They are not going to stop us'00:00
NTL appoints new nine-member board00:00
Magazine editor who banned the nubile blonde quits00:00
File on girl 'closed despite abuse fear'00:00
Racing: Grandera looks the value to ruffle Hawk's wings in Irish Champion00:00
Has Nigella lost her bite? Just 1.3m see her new cookery show on Channel 400:00
Police chief shot dead by gunmen in Colombia00:00
An avalanche of unnecessary vetting set off by moral panic00:00
Armed force illegal, claim Cherie Booth's colleagues00:00
Aids activist secretly detained by Chinese authorities00:00
The complete guide to: The great American exports00:00
Cover stories: Home Office struggles to deal with Archer00:00
Rank rules out cash for shareholders00:00
Left-wing union leader refuses to meet Blair00:00
Police ask Home Office to help pay Soham bill00:00
City watchdog launches investigation into financial crisis at British Energy00:00
Four-year-old girl is among victims of triple murder 'bloodbath' at tower block00:00
Ben Okri: 'Great art tries to get us to the place of true enchantment'