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UK offers to send military advisers to monitor Gaza00:00
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Seven British soldiers hurt in attack near Basra00:00
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Women 'failing to get top law jobs'00:00
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Two thirds of male MPs are 'fat and unfit'00:00
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Hollow win for everyone but Thorpe00:00
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McAnuff stars but it's not enough00:00
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Richie 'scared to death' by wife's spectacular divorce demands00:00
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