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Meet Andy the erotic android, Germany's new hi-tech triumph00:00
Berger relishes the misery of Liverpool00:00
Christmas Day shopping ban00:00
Jonathan Davies: Aura of invincibility slips after victory that flatters00:00
Bowen's polished boot takes shine off Cardiff00:00
Why Boks should be kicking themselves00:00
New Bin Laden tapes mar Bush's Asia tour00:00
Blowers blows hot for Northampton00:00
The nation chooses its big reads (well done, Seb, bad luck Fyodor)00:00
Discredit where discredit's due00:00
Expert View: Tories beaten on the beaches00:00
Virginia Ironside: The joy of the morning - tinged with sadness of yesterday00:00
From power to post and coal to comms: meet the minister for nearly everything00:00
Every Liddell helps as Wigan hit the top again00:00
BP takes action to scupper gas pipeline sale00:00
BAE and MoD 'poles apart' in row over £2.8bn project00:00
Dangerous ground as The Kid comes of age00:00
Corus accuses utilities of electricity rebate scam00:00
My Round: Schlock of the new00:00
Thousands of athletes to be retested for drugs00:00
Anelka the magnifique inspires a slicker City00:00
Boxing: 'Wild child' Gomez set to test Arthur's mettle00:00
Hollinger lines up $15m injection00:00
Rail 'checked on day before crash'00:00
Redknapp's debt to Hoddle as harsh reality takes its toll00:00
At home with the Moonies00:00
If you think Tories are in a panic now, imagine what they'd be like in power00:00
Advertising: Sexy, steamy and Latin. We're all paparazzi with a Motorola mobile00:00
How Eminem beat the rap00:00
Mariza: A sweet sound from old Europe00:00
When the Music's Over00:00
Sponsors just want to see stars00:00
Wallaby win fails to silence the doubters00:00
Racing: Eddery steals Champions' Day limelight00:00
How to get legless in Winnipeg00:00
Corruption probe into bidder for Liverpool stadium contract00:00
Stars protest over Oscars clampdown00:00
He's a queer fish, if ever there was one00:00
'Space addict' Foale blasts off again in Russian rocket00:00
Saburo Teshigawara, Sadler's Wells, London00:00
Brooking moves on to leave parting gift of profligacy00:00
World Cup diary: New all-action ad fails British screen test00:00
Toopi piles on pain for Australia00:00
McLeish, son of the old empire, is striking back00:00
Election fear as Brown faces £14bn black hole00:00
Ranieri the lifelong Roma fan hopes to uphold family honour00:00
One hour from: Darwin00:00
Fishing lines: Time to kiss the maggot goodbye00:00
Focus: No support from the public. No evidence. No case for GM00:00
Midlands Electricity bought by Powergen after Southern snub00:00
Anelka the magnifique inspires a slicker City00:00
Duran Duran, Forum, London<br></br>Patrick Wolf, Barfly, London00:00
Greenwood's triumph and trauma00:00
'I didn't want to let myself down, or to become bitter'00:00
It's official: Max Bygraves and Des O'Connor are a waste of space00:00
Villans of the world unite in vilification00:00
We're doomed! Mr Mainwaring's last stand found in BBC vault00:00
D J Taylor: Reading is not a spectator sport00:00
The Lowdown: This HP sauce is delivered by your best friend's mum00:00
Fergie has no truck with revenge talk00:00
Film Studies: Forget the skin, but keep a close eye on the performance00:00
Ameobi winner nudges McClaren towards crisis00:00
Keane wins battle of the old heads00:00
Israelis kill three in Gaza raids00:00
Wigan trampled underfoot by rampant Deacon00:00
Revealed: what your degree is truly worth00:00
Jonathan Davies: Aura of invincibility slips after victory that flatters00:00
Avoid the financial fallout if you've fallen out of love00:00
Midlands Electricity bought by Powergen after Southern snub00:00
Loudon Wainwright III, Shepherds Bush Empire, London<br></br>Rufus Wainwright, Lyric Hammersmith, London00:00
Wounded Wolves lack bite in finish00:00
The fates are cruel to Koen in a game of two fly-halves00:00
From Sydney with love00:00
Plot to ditch IDS by time of Queen's Speech00:00
Gulf War disinformation PR promotes Private Jessica memoir00:00
Its riches are there for the taking. But will Iraq's economic recovery go up in flames?00:00
Energy minister to bat for BNFL in Japan00:00
Up to 600 million GM plants could be grown in Britain every year00:00
Good news day for the Big Easy00:00
To contact the author, ring his mum and dad00:00
Inside Lines: Battle to save Palace reaches Parliament00:00
Cudicini's calamity puts Arsenal at peak00:00
Gloucester grind out rare away win00:00
Tony Martin finds success on chat show trail00:00
Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Shoot from the lip00:00
Batty pushes for Test inclusion00:00
Saint or celebrity? Cult of Mother Teresa faces tough questions00:00
US church faces split over gay bishop00:00
Rougerie's raids wear down spirited Japanese resistance00:00
Its riches are there for the taking. But will Iraq's economic recovery go up in flames?00:00
£300m fraud confirmed. But where's the SFO?00:00
Rogue trader Leeson to return to the job market00:00
All Blacks handed a licence to thrill00:00
Brown's joy: 'I'm a father... Nothing else matters more than that. Nothing'00:00
Random Family by Adrian Nicole LeBlanc00:00
Alison Bechdel : Just an everyday story of lesbian folk at home...00:00
Linda McDougall: The politician's wife - lay off or we'll charge you00:00
Business View: From the ivory tower to Bangalore, the world's local bank listens no more00:00
Reid looks to US for NHS reform00:00
Conflict persists as diplomacy kicks in00:00
Little Lads' Mag launches with sex tips for 11-year-olds00:00
Tales from the Vienna Woods, NT Olivier, London<br></br>Serjeant Musgrave's Dance, Greenwich, London<br></br>Stealing Sweets and Punching People, Latchmere, London<br></br>Airsick, Bush, London00:00
Charles Nevin: We will fight them on the aitches - Winstone, a leader for our bleedin' times00:00
Krige left to ponder blood, sweat and fears00:00
John Paul II: The Superpope00:00
A Sunday at the Pool in Kigali by Gil Courtemanche00:00
Bank struggles to find room-mates for Le Meridien00:00
Blaine prepares to leave the greatest freak show in town00:00
Arthur Pendragon: The once and future king00:00
Mystic River00:00
Shoaib is suspended as Lloyd lays down the law to errant players00:00
Mbeki calls on spirit of apartheid struggle00:00
Julie Dreyfus: The Q Interview00:00
Can IMG make its mark again?00:00
The Thing Is: The Brits and Russians roll out the barrels, but the City isn't moved00:00
'Police officer said Stephen Lawrence deserved to die'00:00
Hello? Is anybody out there listening?00:00
The funds that went far enough00:00
Your Money: Time to put a cap on credit charges00:00
Play a crafty card game to cut the cost of plastic00:00
Editor-At-Large: Oh, to be home alone with young Master Culkin!00:00
Clarke steps up for debut as England struggle for balance00:00
A bloody week in the death of the IDS party00:00
The best way to see the real US00:00
Imagine: John Lennon, guardian of good table manners00:00
Bramley apple fritters with cinnamon and mascarpone00:00
Street artist Banksy dons disguise to install his picture on gallery wall00:00
Basketball: Sneed and Kitt arrive to help end Towers' ordeal00:00
Singer on racial assault charge is not 'above law'00:00
Kay relies on brains not brawls for tactical edge00:00
Second and third divisions00:00
A quest for the soul of French winemaking00:00
Secrets Of Success: Smart money flies from dollars. But where to?00:00
Train station blackout causes chaos00:00
Ray Powell00:00
Britain's thriving new export trade: jobs to Asia00:00
The end nears for Sudan's 20-year nightmare00:00
Scotland00:00
It takes a banker to praise the cash economy00:00
Revenge and farewells give emotional charge to Bulls00:00
The Independent parent: your questions answered00:00
Teacher discovers unknown Dahl poem00:00
Nigel Kennedy mines Vivaldi in hunt for another superhit00:00
The blank slate which has been David Blaine00:00
Developing nations losing out as NHS accused of poaching specialists00:00
O'Driscoll's sights set on record score00:00
No Pain, No Gain: 'Some old portfolio villains are showing signs of life again'00:00
Hockey: Nurse brings Hampstead and Westminster back to health00:00
Teenage hacker cleared of crashing Houston's computer system00:00
Mexico shamed by 300 women's deaths in the borderlands00:00
Credit card rate too high, says bank chief00:00
Ministers stop hedging on a big suburban issue00:00
Gillian Wearing: The art of the matter00:00
Winston urges more animal testing to save human lives00:00
Houllier sees happy omen in Liverpool's trip to Bucharest00:00
Matalan chief digs into his pocket to keep top managers00:00
Rockets, dogs and EastEnders: it's wild to the last in Camp David00:00
McRae debut means Gloucester travel with hope00:00
Dragons demolish mediocre Munster00:00
Singh holds off Micheel in battle of attrition00:00
Souness insists he will stay at Blackburn00:00
First division00:00
Emerson in credit in pursuit of a new card00:00
The children lay dead, and their killers had fled again. So where was the UN?00:00
Carlisle lifts Zimbabwe00:00
Hughes settles case after year out00:00
From author's muse to a squalid death: the tragic story of the factory girl who inspired Dame Beryl00:00
Barclays explanation sought00:00
Ferguson and United to start contract talks00:00
David Conn: Richards in threat to cut anti-racism funding00:00
William Kay: Blair silent over the need for financial education00:00
Wenger wants more drug tests00:00
Every skier should have one: A C&A Jacket00:00
They take your breath away00:00
Trail of the unexpected00:00
Franklyn Perring00:00
24-Hour Room Service: Hotel De Orangerie, Bruges, Belgium00:00
Basketball: Miserable start continues for Bullets and Riders00:00
It's the only way to fly00:00
Honda Accord Type S - The Verdict00:00
PC Brennan, the victims' champion or a rent-a-mouth?00:00
Which Car? 'Will a Mercedes be the perfect car to last?'00:00
Peacock the key to pack's last hurrah00:00
Hansen's wholesale changes put far too much at risk for fragile Welsh00:00
El Aynaoui defies years to reach semi-finals00:00
Faith & Reason: The paradox at the heart of this pessimistic Polish pope00:00
Glenn Moore: Determined Edu relishes chance to prove worth00:00
There's an art to insuring valuables00:00
Beating Arsenal would help but Ranieri must borrow from the Ice Man00:00
Lomu future bleak after refusing offer00:00
Something for the weekend? 2001 Durius Tinto Marques de Griñon Tempranillo; 2001 Yonder Hill Inanda; 2001 Two Paddocks Pinot Noir00:00
Elliott Bernerd kicks off takeover battle for Chelsfield00:00
It's lovely and warm down here in the mud00:00
General promises to stop talking of Satan and Islam00:00
Racing: Alamshar to upstage his rivals in final curtain call00:00
This shows we need cash classes00:00
Equitable receives go-ahead to sue former directors00:00
The Week in Politics: Are we hearing the last gasps of a drowning Tory leader?00:00
Paramilitaries feud over sex and money as Adair leaves behind a power vacuum00:00
Sale end Rotherham resolve to go fourth00:00
Outlook: No place for Luddites as more service jobs head eastwards00:00
US airliners grounded after security scare00:00
World Cup Diary Fijians should be grateful to have escaped military-style guidance from failed kamikaze pilot00:00
Grid's maintenance record under attack as another power cut hits00:00
Wales rely on boot of Jones to tame Tonga00:00
Politicians tainted, says Tory in Betsy inquiry00:00
Olympic Games: Garvin brings sensitivity to New York?s bid for 201200:00
Government to 'weaken' pension plan00:00
Delight for the Chancellor and his wife as a baby Brown is born00:00
Dozens stranded after Tube accident00:00
Chirac becomes German for a day00:00
Chirac becomes German for a day00:00
Law firms cut fee of celebrated barrister who suffered stroke00:00
48 hours in Salzburg00:00
Munich re plans to raise £2.6bn for reserves00:00
Rail reliability 'still five years from pre-Hatfield levels'00:00
Sky ousts BBC to capture rights to Heineken Cup00:00
Self-belief the key as Upson rises to Blues challenge00:00
England can be hurt if Springboks combine self-control and aggression00:00
Anti-Jewish outburst clouds Bush's Asia trip00:00
Basketball: Sneed and Kitt arrive to help end Towers' ordeal00:00
Are funds of funds just a layer of charges too many for investors?00:00
Benvenuti in Trullishire: middle classes rush in to grab last unspoiled corner of paradise Â00:00
PsychoGeography #3: In the nick of time00:00
Ruth Brandon: 'The French have turned death into a spectator sport'00:00
Core blimey00:00
Sense of adversity threatening the England dream00:00
Senate defies Bush over reconstruction costs00:00
Boy tested for autism after two MMR jabs00:00
The Private Investor: 'Chocs away. I have a chance of flying into profit with Thorntons'00:00
Case against speeding transplant driver dropped00:00
Death toll passes 100 for US occupation forces00:00
Brett Anderson: 'I was a very strange human being indeed'00:00
Phone row after bad fall shakes Duffield00:00
Roast mallard with cider and apples00:00
Celebrity square meals #9: Rowland Rivron's special pesto pasta00:00
Allen ready to tell his tale ... for the right price00:00
Williams sounds alarm in gay bishop row00:00
Government accused of reneging on arms pledge00:00
It's enough to give anyone a breakdown00:00
Something To Declare: the Med, from Gatwick; bisect Australia by train; dress down in the Bahamas00:00
United halt tell-all book00:00
Labour critic Lea loses policy job at Institute of Directors00:00
US drives wedge between EU leaders over defence plans00:00
Mokhtar Ould Daddah00:00
Simon Calder: The man who pays his way00:00
GM crops, church schism and others00:00
Hard times for pawn shops in the age of cheap and easy credit00:00
Cycling exhibitionists bring memorable moment of light relief00:00
Cellar notes #3: A whole New World00:00
Baked apples00:00
The week in review: Three of the best star buys00:00
Dave Whelan: Whelan's millions have set Wigan buzzing00:00
Kennedy's tribute to his hero Bowie00:00
Boxing: Worthy opponent provides Brodie with authentic world title fight00:00
Robinson learns from Gregory the great00:00
Betsy Duncan Smith: A strangely feminist type of Tory wife00:00
Racing: Phone row after bad fall shakes Duffield00:00
'Big Issue' vendors are arrested in drug raids00:00
Where are they now? The Tate giants lying unseen and unadmired00:00
Grid's maintenance record under attack as another power cut hits00:00
Mohamed Basri00:00
Wealth Check: Brief advice for a barrister