A poem to Kate and Wills

Blessed makers of Royal foetus!

Wapping cheered when news did greet us
that the Duchess is now truly up the duff.

‘Kate is pregnant!’ we all shouted.
All this time, we never doubted
that the Royal seed would ever be rebuffed.

Did you ask the Queen for her seal of approval
or just decide on Royal protection removal
on a whim one steamy night in Anglesey?

I know my questions are quite rotten
But the press has just forgotten
All the findings of the Leveson Inquiry