Stay up to date with notifications from The Independent

Notifications can be managed in browser preferences.

Pennsylvania judge who gives verdict in verse finds his rhymes out of tune with the times

Andrew Buncombe
Tuesday 17 December 2002 01:00 GMT
Comments

Your support helps us to tell the story

From reproductive rights to climate change to Big Tech, The Independent is on the ground when the story is developing. Whether it's investigating the financials of Elon Musk's pro-Trump PAC or producing our latest documentary, 'The A Word', which shines a light on the American women fighting for reproductive rights, we know how important it is to parse out the facts from the messaging.

At such a critical moment in US history, we need reporters on the ground. Your donation allows us to keep sending journalists to speak to both sides of the story.

The Independent is trusted by Americans across the entire political spectrum. And unlike many other quality news outlets, we choose not to lock Americans out of our reporting and analysis with paywalls. We believe quality journalism should be available to everyone, paid for by those who can afford it.

Your support makes all the difference.

Judge Michael Eakin does everything he can to ensure that people who come before him receive poetic justice. So much so, the Pennsylvania state supreme court judge even uses verse to make his opinions clear.

He recently heard the case of a woman who sued her former husband for fraud after finding that the engagement ring he had told her was worth $21,000 (£13,000) was a fake.

Judge Eakin's colleagues in the state's supreme court found against the woman, but he disagreed, writing: "A groom must expect matrimonial pandemonium/ When his spouse finds he's given her cubic zirconium/ Given their history and Pygmalion relation/ I find her reliance was with justification." And in a case dealing with a pre-nuptial agreement, Judge Eakin rejected a husband's effort to have the contract rescinded. He wrote: "A deal is a deal if fairly undertaken/ And we find disclosure was fair and unshaken."

The judge has argued that he is not trivialising the law and that he would only issue a rhyming judgment if the case merited it.

"I would never do it in a serious criminal case. The subject of the case has to call for a little 'grin and bear'," he told The New York Times. "You have an obligation as a judge to be right, but you have no obligation to be dull."

But the judge's poetic efforts have not pleased his colleagues. When he wrote a judgment last month in the form of seven quatrains, he was berated by them. Judge Ralph Cappy said – without resorting to a hint of rhyme or meter – that "every jurist has the right to express him or herself in a manner the jurist finds appropriate". But he added: "[I am concerned about] the perception that the public might form when an opinion of the court is reduced to rhyme."

Join our commenting forum

Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies

Comments

Thank you for registering

Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in