Album: I Blame Coco, The Constant (Universal)

Simmy Richman
Sunday 03 October 2010 00:00 BST
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Don't blame Coco. I mean, what would you do if you were the 20-year-old daughter of Sting? Time's up.

I'll tell you what you'd do. You'd perfect a certain sort of grunge-Gossip Girl look, you'd do a bit of modelling and a bit of acting, before you got to do what you wanted to do all along: sing wishy-washy pop in a voice that sounds spookily like your dad with A-ha as his backing band. How the critics swooned. In Grazia. The perfume and Topshop range will surely follow. The music? It's not really the point, is it?

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