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Shamelessly opportunistic and funny as f***? Business as usual, then.
The Newport rappers have trailed their festive cash-in with the confusingly sincere single "You'll Never Be Alone on Christmas Day", but the self-explanatory "Out of My Head on Christmas Day" is more familiar territory, as is the sex change-based "I'm Having it Off For Christmas". "Maggot's Christmas Fantasy" has the Celeb Big Bro hero in nostalgic mood until he imagines what would happen if Santa paid him a visit: "I'd keep him trapped in the basement like Josef Fritzl."
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