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Classic FM has won the media race for internet traffic following news of One Direction’s year-long split .
While classicfm.com’s take on the news is unlikely to have earned the same number of clicks as the MailOnline’s, it still has over 2k shares - and for a very good reason.
Classic FM's take on news One Direction are to split (Classic FM)
In an article published on the radio station’s website that reads “One Direction split - everything you need to know”, the author, Kyle MacDonald, has instead given fans a one hour seventeen minute video of Gustav Mahler’s Symphony No 7 in E minor.
Other than the subhead, which reads “Really, don’t worry about it. Here’s a magnificent Mahler Symphony,” the article lets the Mahler video speak for itself.
And after news that Louis, Liam, Niall and Harry won't be splitting permanently but taking a year-long hiatus to work on solo projects, fans should take heed of Classic FM's advice not to get too upset.
1D: Crazy things Directioners sayShow all 20 1 /201D: Crazy things Directioners say 1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'I'm so jealous of everyone that meets One Direction. Then again if I met Harry I would hyperventilate, suffocate and die so...' - @m_a_g_z_i_e
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'If I ever received a tweet from anyone in One Direction I'd literally die on the spot and I want my obituary and tombstone to blame them.' - @aurosan
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'When I die, I want the One Direction 'Talk Dirty to Me' video displayed at my funeral, on a screen projected over my casket, playing non stop, thank you.' - @zaynlikespayne
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'I cannot speak I want to write the word 'love' everywhere and tell everyone I love One Direction more than anything ever.' - @sneezeharrys
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'I'm in the 'I'm gonna die alone with 8 cats and my posters of One Direction don't breath near me or I'll punch you' mood.' - @nouisteenagers
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'HARRY. YOU ARE NOT A GOD DAMN MAN WHORE. YOU ARE A CUPCAKE. JESUS.' - @daddyslittlelou
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction When 1D were on the cover of GQ magazine: 'The GQ pictures make me want to stab myself in the uterus!' - @ziallsafari
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'I hope that I die before any of the boys in One Direction does cause I will not be able to even move if they go before I do.' - @pokeniall
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction Another GQ response read: 'Holy. C**p. The boys on the cover of GQ magazine. Someone shoot me. Push me off a cliff. Stab me!' - @wafaastalks
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'Person: Why do you love One Direction? Me: Why do you breathe? Person: If I didn't I'd die. Me: Exactly.' - @idrugsharry
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'Don't hate on Louis you f**king a******s or I will shove bleach into your a******s and pull out your eyes with a spork.' - @fxkinlouis
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'When are you in public and a One Direction song comes on and your kidneys rupture and then you die.' - @harryhasbooty
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'If One Direction were falling off a cliff and I could only save one then I'd shoot myself so we could all die and meet in heaven' - @austinrahone
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction ''One Direction is goin' to be the next to break up'. If you don't shut up I will break your neck and pray for you to die.' - @bubblegumniall
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'My friend doesn't like One Direction and I told her that if she said something rude on Twitter she would die.' - @flashing1D
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'Do you ever feel like you want to scream and cry and laugh and smile and die because of One Direction. Because same.' - @chenloves1d
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'When Niall cuddles someone or something and his cheeks do the thing I die.' - @daintyiero
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'My parents always say 'They're gonna die down' and 'You'll grow out of them'. No f**k you I'm getting One Direction tattooed across my face.' - @calumshoran
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'Dear One Direction, you stole my heart but that's okay. I like my boys like I like my tea - hot and British with some Irish creme.' - @torii_rakusx
1D: Crazy things Directioners say One Direction 'Imagine Niall barging into the church and saying 'I OBJECT' to your marriage because he loves you.' - @niamhabitat
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