Heard on air
I'm all for laziness: if Mrs. Thatcher had slept more and looked into the middle distance, Britain would be a happier place.
John Bird
Quote, Unquote (R4)
I'm looking for a photograph taken in 1840: it's a photograph of black lace, taken by the light of the moon.
Mark Hayward
Ditto
Heaven is when you arrive at the Radio Theatre for a pleasant evening's entertainment; Hell is when you're asked to be on the panel.
Head of BBC Light Entertainment Jonathan James Moore
Worldly Wise (R4)
I do think it's vital to have flawed characters in the House of Commons.
Ex-MP MichaeBrown,
The Moral Maze (R4)
If you come from a working-class family, you don't paint bloody pictures, do you? It's sissy. Like playing tennis.
Sir Terry Frost
Front Row (R4)
The Twist is putting out a cigarette with both feet, coming out of the shower and drying your bottom with a towel.
Twist and Shout (R2)
Phone us, or send a fax or an e-mail. For pigeon post, it's out the window and right.
Ken Bruce (R2)
What connects a famous Peruvian, a sickly Scots queen a Portuguese japonica and a full English breakfast?
Nick Clarke
Round Britain Quiz (R4)
(Answer: Marmalade)
People will have to take my excess weight as they find it.
Marjorie Antrobus
The Archers (R4)
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