Located in the attractive market town of Beaconsfield, just off the M40 or a 30-minute train ride from London Marylebone.
By car: 45 minutes from Oxford, under an hour from London and under 2 hours from Bristol and Birmingham. Free parking on-site.
By train: London Marylebone to Beaconsfield takes 25 minutes. The hotel is a 5-minute drive (or 20-minute walk) from the station. Book trains to Beaconsfield.
The Crazy Bear is bling on steroids: its fabulously ornate cocktail bar, restaurant and lounge area on the ground floor is reminiscent of a plush, vulgar nightclub. Mini-chandeliers, patterned leather walls and ceiling panels, green marble flooring, numerous stuffed animals and crushed velvet ceilings all come together to create an unforgettable, over-the-top vibe.
As well as the bar and two restaurants, there is a terrace and heated outdoor swimming pool. Massages are available too.
- Restaurant
- Bar
- Terrace
- Outdoor pool
- Jacuzzi
- Adult-only
- Free parking
- Free Wi-Fi
The opulent, decadent guest rooms are all individually designed and have such luxuries as bathrobes, a flat-screen TV and touch-activated mood lighting.
Room types: Tiny, Deluxe, Superior, Junior Suite, Suite
Key amenities: ensuite bathroom with toiletries, hairdryer, TV, free Wi-Fi
There are two restaurants, one serving English food, the other Thai. Both are opulently decorated, but the food is a bit more traditional. There is also a bar, which is wild, featuring chandeliers, leather banquettes and velvet chairs.
English Restaurant: seasonal menus, small plates, prime cuts and signature mains. Open daily, 7am-10pm.
Thai Restaurant: seasonal à la carte menu and sharing plates. Open daily for dinner, Fri-Sun for lunch. Sharing menu from £34.
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